#sector cc a

[union-aerospace-corporation]

Congratulations, Phobos facility! In this week we only lost 7 members of the personel and 3 civilians! That is a total of 32 losses less than the last week!

To celebrate, we will be hosting a party at the B.E. Park 3 at the Sector C.C. A! :)

Everybody is invited expect for Sergeant Blazkowicz and Doctor Stevenson. You two get drunk instantly and start raging against the main generators destroying them every single time.

Corporal Taggart, 2 days ago, you got naked and sprinted across the whole perimeter of the spaceport for 3 hours while sober, but you have good dance moves. You are on thin ice.

Don't bring your equipment...and suspiciously evil aliens.

DON'T TRY TO OPEN THE SECURITY CHAMBER IN THE BASEMENT WHERE WE KEEP OUR SECRET BUNKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE NAKED DUDE CAGED INSIDE "LOOKS HOT", LEAVE HIM ALONE.

[union-aerospace-corporation]

To all the personnel, Sector CC A and Sector CC B, regarding the party from yesterday night, we are happy to inform you that it was a success! Nobody died, even if 12 members of the personel are currently hospitalized.

Buuuuut...somebody freed the Primeval in our basement. We expected him to be some kind of extremely aggressive immortal ancient god warrior, right? Well. He is crying. He woke up and he has been crying ever since.

We aren't sure what we are exactly supposed to do, he was going to be our secret weapon against any kind of invasion/attack, but he seems like to be kinda useless and dead inside like the rest of us.

[union-aerospace-corporation]

To all the Phobos personnel and Sector C.C. A and Sector C.C. B

We inform you that, according to your votes, the strange rhino critters, from now on, will be officially classified as "pinky".

We don't know the reasoning for your choice, but those not particularly clever covered in spikes dinosaur looking bastards surely aren't the first thing to come up to our minds when thinking about the word "pinky".

Somebody also needs to get their eyes checked as fast as possible, because those things clearly aren't pink, THEY ARE RED.

[union-aerospace-corporation]

To all the personnel, Sector C.C. A and Sector C.C. B, this is our weekly report.

As you may know, in this week we lost approximately 210 staff members and 170 civilians, due to malfunctions of the Gravitational, Climatic and Atmospheric Simulation device (aka the Artificial Earth). The Simulator is currently being repaired by the head engineers of FOX Squad (minus Sgt Blazkowicz and Sgt Sanders, as they both left Phobos for the operation P.E.V02). When leaving the main sectors, we ask the entire colony to wear the security space suits and oxygen tanks provided by us, until further notice. Floors 5-6-7-8-9-10 of the Sectors S.M.C. A/B and Laboratories are officially closed to the public.

We currently can't specify the origins of this malfunction for legal reasons.

The funerals will take place tomorrow at 18:00, Sector CC B, Community Area.

Have a great day.