May 14, 2025
Okay but why is doomguy a) Guts from Berserk. B) handsome?
Is... Is Doomguy a DILF by Doom Eternal?
seen from United States
seen from Indonesia
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Greece
seen from Greece
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Israel
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Netherlands
seen from Hong Kong SAR China
Okay but why is doomguy a) Guts from Berserk. B) handsome?
Is... Is Doomguy a DILF by Doom Eternal?
turning sexist meme that is actually funny into ageist meme that's hopefully funny.
sarge can i have a hug
…well, if you don’t mind hugs with extra “bones”, if you know what I mean.
So like is your version of BJ still Doomguy’s great great peepaw or are they just bros hangin out
It's wavered with time because of revelations towards the extended Id canon thru DOOM 4 & Eternal but yeah. How big the generational gap is something I gave up on deciding, but DG is still absolutely Blaz's direct descendent.
I portray them ripped right out of their canons by some sort of time anomaly, Blaz pre Die Fuhrer Die and DG pre Doom 64. They're around similar ages in my mind, but Blaz a year or two younger just for the funny. Their dynamic to me is like half-brothers, Phineas & Ferb if they had guns.
To all the marine personnel: we officially added 2 sticks of school glue to each of your personal medical kits.
We accidentally ordered a container full of them. Doctor Hayden told us that they look too unprofessional inside of our laboratories. We suspect that it's because they are royal purple. He doesn't like royal purple, for some reasons.
Please don't eat them, they aren't crayons! (Yeah I said it, I ain't no pussy. Fuck you Sergeant Blazkowicz, I'm not scared of you Crayola bitches).
Congratulations, Phobos facility! In this week we only lost 7 members of the personel and 3 civilians! That is a total of 32 losses less than the last week!
To celebrate, we will be hosting a party at the B.E. Park 3 at the Sector C.C. A! :)
Everybody is invited expect for Sergeant Blazkowicz and Doctor Stevenson. You two get drunk instantly and start raging against the main generators destroying them every single time.
Corporal Taggart, 2 days ago, you got naked and sprinted across the whole perimeter of the spaceport for 3 hours while sober, but you have good dance moves. You are on thin ice.
Don't bring your equipment...and suspiciously evil aliens.
DON'T TRY TO OPEN THE SECURITY CHAMBER IN THE BASEMENT WHERE WE KEEP OUR SECRET BUNKER. I DON'T CARE IF THE NAKED DUDE CAGED INSIDE "LOOKS HOT", LEAVE HIM ALONE.
Stan and Arlene wooh
Updated war machine hands chart