{OOC: Because I can}
{So my dad's friend is over and, of course, the conversation turns to Turks. My dad's friend shares a little conversation he had with a Turkish soldier: Dad's friend: So being from Turkey, are you Muslim? Turk: Yes, I am. Dad's friend: So does your wife wear the veil? Turk: No! She wears bikini! :D Gotta love dem Turks.}












