#security stories

[panrophantic]

i work in security mostly monitoring cameras for condos and resorts. i saw boobs and thought a girl was topless in the hot tub for a second but I realized it’s a group of five dudes pushing their titties together and admiring how good they look in the bubbles.

[thenecromancress]

So earlier today we got a call from the property manager stating one of our patrons witnessed a man drop a gun and pick it back up, but we were given a shitty description so we were confused and scared. We're unarmed security officers, what're we gonna do? Anyways we found the guy 10 minutes in, and another 10 minutes later our onsite police officer searched the guy and found out that the gun was actually a knife disguised as a gun. Knifegun lmao