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name's mike | he/it | trans guy, aroace | artist and writer | gregory and vanessa defender until my last breath | this is my fnaf blog

[glamrockmike]

hello hello i’m mike i’m just happy to be here and my pronouns are he/it 🏳️‍⚧️ | aromantic asexual, gay | currently in a chokehold with my moral ocd and i am winning | ceo of qpr t4t schmelly | citizen of the united states of gregory defenders

here’s my ao3!

you can find my original art under #my art and others’ cool art i reblog under #not my art, and posts about myself or my life under #mikeposting

also a clikkie and a massive utdr nerd so there’s also a lot of posting about that on here as well

i like posts and send non-anon asks from my main @michaelaftonmustdie. we are indeed the same person, do not be alarmed.

beloved iconic mutuals and friends: @welcomeeggsbenedict @puhpandas @horse-tones @againstcrayon @reluctanttrabbit @lanterns-and-lightmares @joetheweird @eldritchx @yellowjeans @sloanz-speakz @themicroweman @deadpanfriedpizza @urlocalmultifandomerxd @abysshare @comethy @saltyspitt00n you guys are radical!

my irl homeslice jaz @woodlanderwonder and homeslice falin @falin-the-awesome :)))

asks + dms are always open :] dms might take a while for me to respond to but i always do

[wikamin]

[beckyelrro]

please dont leave me here

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[princeanon]

The most crazy exciting thing about Deltarune chapter 5 for me is the possibility that after 10 years we might finally get to see an Asriel who got to grow up

I was just a kid when Undertale came out, and now if we actually get Asriel in two weeks, we’ll be roughly the same age again when we meet for a second time

I’d actually be able to have grown up alongside him, which is weird to think about, but as the crybaby golden child oldest sibling who was the only one to get as far away for college as possible and has a ton of guilt because of that, it’s kinda really special

Like, you’re telling me we might get goofy nerdy into-Ska-and-dragons-pretty-much-confirmed-boyfriend-of-Dess Asriel??? You’re telling me we might get an Asriel unburdened by the grief and guilt of being complicit in his only siblings death?? An Asriel who never became Flowey but might still have his sarcasm and humor?????

[glamrockmike]

omg asriel deltarune hiii

[bgm05]

[cheezestixk]

please tell me nobody’s done this one yet

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[ilclairesputer4]

I wanna see more Asriel drawn WITH flowey . like . like . a Pokemon or something . ooh look at this lil boy he thinks he’s so tuff is that fucking omega flowey type shit. please .

[lemorgo]

riyo adoption service + kyouka is the most human out of the rest of the family agenda

i was just thinking how cleaners made riyo to quit and keep her hands off peoples lives and thought what if it was a clear official condition for her to stay alive or free

[glamrockmike]

what are your thoughts on in the flesh (fazbear frights story)

biggest mystery of the fnaf fandom is Why Did Scott Write That/Greenlight It To Be Written By Poor Andrea Waggener If He Didn’t Write It. i think about it all the time. why why why why why. why was it made. why did scott choose to so boldly tackle the issue of incel culture through matrix style mpreg meta? although i do like the implication that if you fat shame a beautiful woman you die horribly. i also like this image

^i like how tenderly matthew is cupping william’s hand it really sells the vibe of this being an early 2010s couples forest themed pregnancy photoshoot

[glamrockmike]

no way u actually watched backroom i was jst about to send an ask begging u to go watch it

anyways what was ur fav part about the moviee

i LOVED the movie holy shit.

my favorite part has to be mary and clark’s dining room conversation with the still-lifes. it was so eerie; and i found it really refreshing watching mary snap and call clark out on his bullshit. the still lifes themselves were just so unique and the concept behind them so novel that they stood out to me. kane parsons really did a good job with the entities he chose to put in his work. they feel purposeful and creative in a way some of the other backrooms entities don’t. a close second for favorite scene would be the final shot of the movie which evoked such a delicious dread in me and was stunning. a subtle jumpscare made up of a single still image!

actually convinced my dad to watch it with me since he’s a horror movie guy, and normally we have drastically different tastes in horror media but he loved the backrooms so much he couldn’t stop talking about it. he’s very hard to please when it comes to his movies and he was telling me about how he wished they would give kane parsons a half-life movie (his all time favorite franchise) so basically if my father thinks a movie is good, it should win an oscar.

[glamrockmike]

black oversized hoodie + camo cargo shorts + platform converse + wallet chain + big spiky earrings might be my favorite most gender-euphoria inducing fit ever. you guys have got to try this transgender ass outfit

[paintedhen]

based on personal experiences

[bellabolgerart]

mother mary couldn’t save this lamb 🐑

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?