#securityworm

[yh-hjabs]

I love these two…

love among us guys..

[coffeecandiez]

how to you make ship art brooooooo

i am a very big fan of purple x green,,,,,,🐛 do not follow me over this i mainly post transformers ocs

[sincerelysamedt]

May I suggest an au where Red, Purple and imp!Green are in a polycule?🥹🥹

I need all of you to stop enabling my bullshit.

● Purple is SO exasperated with both of them. Green follows Red around like the sun shines out of Red's butt and of course Red would loooooove having another naive, idealistic footstool hanging onto their every LIE.

● But the funny thing is, Imp!Green and Red are both using each other?? Imp!Green is using Red as a cover, and being on the Captain's good side would mean a better chance of them surviving until everyone is dead. Meanwhile, Red literally uses every opportunity to talk about Purple to Green, like how the person you're dating goes on and on about an ex they're still pining after bcos they wanna prove they're doing better than that ex.

● And the funnier thing about Red using (Imp!)Green to process their feelings about Purple, is that (Imp!)Green actually likes Purple more?? THE MONSTER THINKS YOU'RE CLEVER. YOU ARE SO VERY CLEVER. The condescending, teasing way Impostor Green talks to Purple lives in my brain, I hope Red was jealous. I hope Red was seething.

● Purple is their middle. Impostor Green grabs their cute, clever face and coos at their adorable little brain while holding Red down so they can watch.

But if you want soft polycule, Anon, I do have the Polus AU of them. Which is a bit better?

[yh-hjabs]

Security worm dump... I have so much more but I'm gonna keep them for myself!

also featuring swap au

[yh-hjabs]

pureen comic and doodles…

an artist on TikTok posts Blue x Green slideshow comics and they made a few where they had children which were REALLY cute, so I made one of my own per a friend’s request :P

also vague GD green. also pureen.. so much pureen…

close up underneath the cut!

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https://www.tumblr.com/s1lverp4wedb4t/820572494580891648/please-god-somebody-draw-polyinterns-ill-ill

THANK YOU. oh god i love them. your payment is below (it is a bit more impgreen x purple but we ball) (also minor red slander lol) (its also very cheesy cornball and silly because i can't help myself <3) (I HAVE NO SHAME ANY LONGER)

(OFFER IS STILL OPEN BTW EVERYONE. DRAW POLYINTERNS ILL WRITE A MICRO TEENY FIC ABOUT YOUR SHIP)

(mid episode 10, and sorry its so scuffed)

"You're the only smart crewmate left! Honestly I should have killed you first."

Purple forced themselves to chuckle, they sweated, "No offense to Red, but that's not saying much." They backed further to the wall. "Maybe not, but.. I'm right aren't I? You are smart. Annoyingly smart, but not smart enough to figure me out before it was too late." Purple fumbled for the button, trying to buy themselves time, "Its not too late yet though, is it? I mean, what's the point in killing us anyways? Wh-Why not just... I don't know, wait it out in here... With the... Ore.... You can't possibly want to kill us that bad, i mean, what do you even get from it? Its not like you're eating th—" Green laughs and tentacles slide from underneath them. They rise higher and higher, "I like killing. I thought that was obvious. What do I get from keeping you alive, is a much better question?" A tentacle hooks Purple's leg, lifting them into the air, dangling helplessly. Shit. They have to think of something, fast. They have to stall at least, and muttering 'um' won't hold their attention forever. What do they even have that the alien couldn't just take after killing them? The meat in the freezer? No. The... Captains hat? No! Red's navigation skills? ...Who are they kidding, they don't need that. All their ideas just felt silly and worthless, until..! It was stupid and still very silly, but mostly stupid. There was no way it would work, but as the tentacle tightened, it was their last hope.

"Uhh... A kiss?" —It still sounded stupid, even after they said it.

The murderous alien froze, their stolen body gone flush, bashfully. "Ah... wait seriously?" No fucking way that actually worked. The tentacles and mounds of flesh slunk back into their suit, Purple hit the floor hard. "I... I don't know why but that actually sounds... Really nice." They touched their face softly as if to hide their blush and they turned away. Purple got to their feet, dumbfounded. Why- how. An-And they're being all cute about it! Like they weren't just trying to kill me! Purple cleared their throat, "Yea-Yep! You- we- I- Uh... Do you want to... Do that?" Were their palms sweating out of terror, or were they genuinely nervous about a distraction kiss? "Gosh, you're so forward!" Green giggled. Seriously? Seriously, this is actually happening? Purple gulped and got closer, "Well... sometimes you have to be to get what you want." What does that even mean??? What am I saying??? They both leaned in slow, the seconds in between lasting an eternity. Purple dreaded a worst case scenario where they end up faceless like Blue. They believed wholeheartedly this stupid plan could be a death sentence. I'll see you soon Heracles. God, stupid plan! Idiot, idiot!! And then, finally,

Clink!

Their visors tapped each other's, and thus, a kiss. Purple was... Conflicted. It wasn't good but... it wasn't bad either... Just... Weird. A neutral weird. The kind of weird that just makes you think about it more than anything else. Conflicting.

"Great Caesar's worm farm-!" Green muttered, louder than necessary. They don't have to pretend to be Green... Is- Is that just actually something they say? Legitimately? Do— But suddenly, their nice moment was cut short.

"CAPTAI— Uh... I came on the one liner queue but... I'm not actually entirely sure what's happening." Green groaned and rose out again into the monstrosity they truly were, "Ugh, of course. I completely forgot about you. Thanks for the kiss, but I think it's time you both died now." Red blinked at their fellow crewmate, "Wait- kiss? Purps, did you-?"

Purple flushed, "Not right now, first, we kill the stupid imposter!"

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