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[heartyluv]

i want to write, but my body just… won’t. doing the sex ban w caleb has been on my mind, toxic baby daddy sylus, kidnapper caleb… like omfg i’m so pissed

[stories-i-guess]

I’m very tired of my appearance not matching my sagely advice

Like

gimme some fucking robes with the very stars sewn in or some shit, I need people to take my advice seriously!!

I literally once gave my friend some tips about morals and existence as a whole and I deadass felt like Gandalf for a hot second but I was wearing a T-shirt, grey slacks, blue flannel I’d worn for three weeks in a row with maybe one wash, black gloves, and a rat’s nest of hair, so no one took me seriously.

Deadass I give the best advice out of everyone I know, parents included, cuz their advice is “fix your face”(because emotions appropriate to the situation are unseemly for young women with a history of anger issues) and “just ignore him and he’ll stop”(no he won’t, getting ignored makes him try harder)

And yet not a single person listens to my advice. At least, not IRL. And I almost always end up being proven right!!! And when I’m proven wrong, I FUCKING ADMIT TO IT!!! I DON’T KNOW A SINGLE OTHER PERSON WHO DOES!

I’m like an actual sage in theory but in execution I sound and look like a stoner because when you combine revelations about reality that don’t align with the common view of it with a bunch of craziness in appearance you end up looking like a stoner

I WANNA BE A FUCKING WIZARD BUT NOBODY GIVES ME ANY DAMN ROBES AND HATS BUT I NEED THEM TO FULFILL THE VIBE BUT NOBODY LIKES THE VIBE

AT THE VERY LEAST I WANT A SWORD, I’M SURE MY UNCLE COULD SPARE ONE OF HIS DOZENS OF SWORDS BUT NO SWORDS FOR SYL

NOT EVEN A DAMN DAGGER FOR A GIRLS CALLED DAGGER

[holy-havoc]

Which tarot card are you?

[alwaysxinxtrouble]

current wishlist for Matt:

matt distracting with naughty times

matt saving their partner

face touching - not something I actually like for matt but it was cute

matt caring for their partner after they've been hurt

[thatsneakymedic]

(Something I wrote way outta the blue) (no beta omg it was random like that!)

"I love you Kakashi."

...

"Please kiss me Kakashi ."

"Kiss me."

...

"Kakashi?"

Kabuto's eyes widened slightly, with hurt...

But just as soon as he flashed that look he shut it away, covered it up, with a disgusted look.

Typical of Kakashi to upset someone he loves. He hurt his friends, obito, rin and now he's hurting Kabuto. It's a wonder how Kabuto came to love him in the first place.

"Hm... Even as I'm about to leave forever you still couldn't give a damn. That's good, I won't feel guilty for what I'm about to do."

Kakashi just stood there silently. In all honesty he was frozen in fear, any decision he makes now is bound to be the wrong one, why move at all?

"Fuck you."

Kabuto leaps into the trees, disappearing into the night. This is the last time he'll see him again as allies... No... As friends. As close, close friends.

This isn't the first time Kakashi felt ashamed of himself, this isn't the first time he was backed into a corner, but this is the first time he had a choice.

***************

Im betraying him and the village and still asking him to kiss me like some desperate...

Kabuto leaned against a tree. He'd been leaping through the trees for atleast 15 minutes now, he felt safe enough, far enough to reflect on himself, what he's about to do.

What the hell is wrong with me? Why did I do that? I knew Kakashi didn't feel that way towards me, I knew he didn't care like that and I still said I love him? Just what the hell did I expect him to say, expect him to do?

Kabuto grabbed his chest feeling it tighten all of a sudden. He was outside and yet he felt as his he was in some stuffy closet or some cramped space like that. Kabuto tried breathing in, quick small gasps turned to slower, deeper breathes.

Oh Kakashi. I can only imagine what you must think of me now. You're probably shocked, maybe even a little bit disgusted. Disappointed? I tried to force you to kiss me and insulted you for not complying. I threw a tantrum because you hurt my ego, that must be what you think.

I'm an embarrassment. I just am.

Just as soon as kabuto felt himself calm down, his heart quickened again and his face felt hot.

Oh god someone, please. Kakashi...

He slid down to his knees and pulled them closer to his chest. His face felt so hot, it was on fire. He felt so much pressure, where? Behind his eyes... The pressure was intense he felt like he needed to release it some how. Like he needed to... Cry?

Kabuto pressed his face into his knees. It was happening. He was crying. Outwardly only occasional sniffles could be heard but the reality is that this is the hardest he's cried in a long time. It's not simple, it's really not. Konoha was never his home, he never belonged, he belonged in the orphanage, his real home. He loved his adopted parents, he did, but even they couldn't fill the void and after their passing, after his mom died, he couldn't ignore the longing, to find his purpose, who he is. Kakashi should understand, understand him. He's not betraying Kakashi, he's not trying to, it's just... There's no other way.

*Why can't I be enough for you?*

Something like that right? Maybe something like that could have changed his mind. If Kakashi had opened his mouth and said something like that it would've changed things right? Kakashi reciprocating would have made him change his mind right? That's pathetic right? Right?

[nowhereelsetopost]

Of course Iroh could never become Fire Lord, he doesn’t have a Z in his name

[cdyssey]

Some domestic Work Wives headcanons!

What do they sleep in? Barbara has, like, five different matching silk pajama sets in various jewel tones. Melissa just sleeps in oversized TV shirts.

Who steals all the covers? Melissa!!! It drives Barbara up the damn wall.

Who snores? Both of them do, though neither of them will admit to it out of pride, ANDNSNS. Melissa is definitely louder, though.

Who drives? ALSO BOTH OF THEM. They’re constantly bickering about who’s turn it is because they equally have a control thing about being at the wheel. They grudgingly alternate… but whoever is in the passenger seat at the moment is the most annoying backseat driver ever AKSJDNS.

Who kills bugs? Melissa, 100%. Barbara is squeamish.

Who’s constantly singing in the shower? Barbara—cough, SLR—has an absolutely beautiful singing voice, rich and honeyed, full of complex notes. In the evenings, when Mel is in the bedroom and Barbara is showering, sometimes, she’ll just put down her book and highlighter and listen to her wife for as long as the moment lasts.

Who cooks? They usually cook together, side-by-side, barefoot on the tiles as something soft plays on Barbara’s old record player. However, if they do fly solo for an occasional evening, Melissa takes charge a little more often than Barbara. Barb usually handles any baking endeavors, though, because she has a sweet tooth.

What are their penmanships like? Both of them have very neat handwriting because they have to write legibly for their young students! When they’re writing in their free time, though, Melissa’s handwriting has a few curly flourishes, but for the most part, her letters are pretty unjointed, which helps when she’s trying to process her own notes later. Barbara, meanwhile, has a sweeping, elegant penmanship that complements her personality. They often leave each other sticky notes around the house, either to remind the other about an upcoming event or just to say, I love you.

Who is the early bird? Barbara. She’s always up by 5AM and already in the kitchen, putting on a coffee pot for herself and Mel. She also uses this time to get in some more lesson planning.

Who is the night owl? Melissa. She either quietly reads in bed or scrolls on her phone so as to not disturb her partner as they go to bed at drastically different times.

How do they take their coffees? Melissa’s a black coffee enjoyer, while Barbara’s is sickly sweet from the amount of flavored creamer she pours in hers.

Who takes the longest to get dressed? Barbara!! The way she immaculately layers her clothing and accessories takes forever, which is another reason she gets up pretty early.

What’s one of their joint pastimes? They really like watching movies together, especially after a long day at school! They even have a system where they alternate who gets to choose the next one. They’ll curl up on the couch together, Barb’s feet tucked against Melissa’s warm thigh, and share a bag of popcorn.