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I'm a story making machine! Except when I'm not... I write plenty of stories, I swear, but I just can't actually write the chapters to a degree that I am not ashamed to post, you know? Anyway, call my Syl or Storie, whichever you like, my age is undisclosed, though I am in fact a minor. I am a cis girl that should be referred to as she/her! I am straight, somewhere on the aromantic spectrum, and asexual. I am broke and I will block anyone who asks me for money in my asks, thank you very much. But most things are explained in my pinned post!

[stories-i-guess]

Helloooo Everybody! And welcome to… Stories! I Guess…

This blog mostly surrounds my stories but I also have very leftist political views so no pedos, Trump supporters, conservatives, or anything of the sort allowed. Okay? However, any and all other people are allowed! Okay? Great! I’m not really that big but I’m hoping that one day people will know of my stories like Exzanthous’ Rise or 0ne With the Stars or stuff like that! I also do low-quality comics because I am poor and only have paper so… yeah. But one day, when I’m better at art I’ll redraw them. I like the majority of things you think of when you hear the word ‘nerd’. Oh boy, this is looooong! Okay, I also wrote AUs and I’ll be posting Hilda and Hazbin Hotel ones for now!

0ne With the Stars:

https://www.tumblr.com/stories-i-guess/771307132368945152/0ne-with-the-stars-master-post?source=share

Exzanthous’ Rise:

https://www.tumblr.com/stories-i-guess/772410153388638208/exzanthous-rise-masterpost?source=share

Ledgend of Hilbert (Hilda AU) [coming soon!]

Stories I Guess’ Eden Hotel [coming soon!]

Also, if you like Hazbin hotel or @kame-writes blogs, you should definitely take a look at his Discord server:

Check out the Kame's Corner community on Discord – hang out with 10 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Heya! I made another blog for me just talking about my life!

There will be comics made about the random crap I go through.

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[animentality]

[beardedmrbean]

[adamtotscomix]

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

There’s something so uniquely terrifying about memory issues. I feel like my self is slipping away from me.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Here’s the thing I feel like a lot of folks don’t get: I’m not trying to forget what you said. Honestly, I really tried not to. I can’t control what I do and don’t remember—forgetting things just happens. It’s annoying for you, I know, but for me it’s distressing as hell and when you make a big deal out of it rather than just reminding me you make me feel ashamed. I’ll remember that, at least.

It costs you nothing to be kind to people with memory problems. Please. It’s scary enough without people treating memory lapses as a personal failing.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Hey, reblog this version instead, please!

[redstonedust]

welcome to my epic fantasy world. we have many developed fantasy kingdoms with 2000 years of rich lore and history. and to the south you can see the evil sand people and to the east theres japanchina.

[stories-i-guess]

Yeah I don’t know how we always either end up with the Star Wars Tusken Raiders or just like Disney’s Aladdin version of blended up Middle Eastern stereotypes whenever people make desert civilizations. Well, I guess sometimes we get an excuse for the creators to include a bunch of stuff about Ancient Egyptian Mythology without actually caring to much about Egyptians as a whole, but that’s also not much better. It’s weird guys.

And then the “japanchina” is so saddeningly accurate about how people tend to do this stuff that all I can really add to it is that I dread the day people just start shoving Korean things into the mix because of pop culture…

[depsidase]

[rabinovitch]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[gothic-chicanery]

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

[crayola-samgirl]

[chaos-triangle]

It's werewolf transgenderism Wednesday again! Yippee!!!

[cantfightfatetoo]

The Racist Fandom Starter Pack

A canon interracial couple exists "I just don't see their chemistry" proceeds to fanon ship [insert white character] instead, claiming they have more of a connection.

"It's not their skin color, I just don't like them for some reason, btw, here are my top 5 [insert white actors] I think are better suited"

"Not everything is about race". They say, as they prop up every white character over any character of color.

"Please stop bring race drama into the fandom". Which translates to, I'm comfortable in my racism and don't appreciate any criticism, thanks!

White person, "Yeah, I wrote character of color as an animal, doesn't make me racist".

"I love character of color, here's a fic where they act like as [insert white characters] servant/therapist".

Character of color is such a bad friend for having opinions of their own/taking care of themselves instead of putting their friend [insert white character] first.

A character of color is morally ambiguous or a villain, gets redemption arc. "They're awful and haven't been condemned enough of their crimes". Stans [insert white characters] who did the exact same crimes or was a villain who's redemption arc is praised.

"Can't believe that character of color had the nerve not to die as a selfless sacrifice for [insert white character]".

"POC actress/actor is too ethnic and they'd ruin the character".

"I haven't seen racism in the fandom therefore it isn't there".

"Character of color is the main character of the show sure, but let's be honest, everyone came for [insert white character]

"Character of color is alright but I can only relate to [insert white character]".

Feel free to add more, that you've come across. Sadly, it all runs together after awhile of being in a lot of fandoms. Special shout out to all who helped me with these comments!

[creatingblackcharacters]

"making character Black is inaccurate/offensive! I'm not racist, it's just facts!"

[downwithpeople]

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

[downwithpeople]

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

[stories-i-guess]

I don’t even know who the fuck you are my skull.(not man or dude, just skull)

At least buy me dinner first, jeez.

[ghstwht]

Chapter 1, in which Grace faces a tragedy.

Based on @neutronian and @vonlipwig brilliant conversation. Thank you both for inspiration!! ✨️

[palesweetdeeer]

I drew it

[depsidase]

[stories-i-guess]

Actually nowadays they hate malls too, they only want online shopping that’s run exclusively off the back of underpaid labor and ai taking jobs and water

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[themarshmallowreturns]

2013 was 13 years ago.

…

what the actual FUCK are we DOING

[stories-i-guess]

Dying on the toilet more often than I’d like to admit, if I’m being honest. That, and procrastinating on talking to a doctor on the possibility of me being lactose intolerant.

[depsidase]

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[stories-i-guess]

literally why are we women having to essentially “peacock” for male attention???

THERE’S A REASON COCK IS IN THE NAME FOLKS

AND IT’S NOT CUZ ITS A GIRL