Dream Journal 2016-04-14: Damn You, Thermocouple!
Before this post, I had been without hot water for two days because the pilot light in my hot water heater wouldn’t stay lit. After relighting it a bunch of times, I looked up how to potentially fix the issue, and YouTube indicated it was probably an issue with the thermocouple. By that point it was almost midnight, and I certainly wasn’t going to be bothered to roll around in a dusty closet right before bedtime and attempt to repair it. But because I had watched so many videos about thermocouples in the minutes prior to sleepy time, they invaded my dreams.
But first: a single paragraph of science explaining what a thermocouple is and how it works! Yay, Science!
A thermocouple (as found in a water heater) looks like a thick copper wire with some different metals on the end. When the end is heated by the flame of the pilot light, it generates a very small electric current through a phenomenon called the Peltier-Seebeck effect AKA the thermoelectric effect. The video above does a decent job of explaining how the thermoelectric effect works. Water heater thermocouples use the electric current to determine if the pilot light is on, and if there isn’t any current flowing through it, the gas shuts off to prevent your house from exploding.
So anyway, I went to sleep, and the only dream I can remember is standing in a black void surrounded by a bunch of unfurled thermocouples that danced around me like a bunch of copper snakes. I remember shaking my fist and exclaiming “Damn you, thermocouple!” and then waking up.
But in happier news, I fixed the corrosion on my thermocouple and cleaned out the burner assembly and it’s been making my water extra toasty for several hours now. The repair only took about an hour, but most of the time was spent trying to get into just the right position with my big-ass pipe wrench to get the connectors loosened.