#seed offering

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

well fuck you then *drinks all your cleaning chemicals* have fun with your gross floors and sinks. biytll ch

motherfucker you just inconvenienced like 3 other people

@emotionally-mature-mechanic @emotionally-anxious-spybot @physically-robotic-medic this guy just drank our shit what the fuck

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

Good bird, I hope time treats you gently.

@emotionally-wistful-spy

i hope you crumble into dust fuckwad

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

[arthur approaches mechamedes when hes alone]

[its been tolerating the bird so far because otto likes him for some godforsaken reason, but the time for that may have to come to an end soon]

HEY BIRD

-emotionally-anxious-spybot

hey fuckass whats up

[Clueless™]

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

gnarp bee Bo bleep gnap nap 🛸 🕊️

what the fuck are you?????? strawberry milkshake looking ass

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

WHY IS THERE A MECHANICAL BIRD. WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU SERVE. CONFUSED.

-@physically-artificial-medic

i serve the purpose of fucking your mom

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

"Holy shit, this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in recent days." Soldier gives a loud chuckle, his bleary eyes lighting up for a minute. "Hey, do me. Do me!"

- @emotionally-horrified-soldier

why the hell do you have your helmet over your eyes you look like a fucking mushroom you goddamn fucking fungus. go use that shovel of yours to dig a hole in the ground and grow a colony fuckwad

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

i have an idea for how you can be fluffy again if you want

[its a series of plastic pieces designed to snap together and fit over the various segments of mechamedes]

[theyre covered in feathers]

ohhh FUCK YEAH im gonna cream

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

chill out you’re literally a macromolecule /j /lh

im going to fucking get you