#physically artificial medic

[physically-artificial-medic]

[emotionally-mature-mechanic]

The familiar sound of wheels wws heard as Red approached the doorway, exactly the same model as Otto, but red, silver, and black. It looked uncomfortable, avoiding eye contact at all costs. He didn’t really have a choice other than to be here, as Blu Medibot would probably be sad if he backed out now.

”Hm… Ah!”

[Upon hearing the wheel, Mechanic simply assumed it to be Otto. Understandable, though incorrect.]

“Otto! Hey, b-“

[He freezes. Instead of the robot he was expecting, he was faced by another. Another that looked horribly similar to…]

“I-I… You…”

[No… No… Not again. Not again…]

[emotionally-anxious-spybots]

SHOWER IMMEDIATELY.

-@physically-artificial-medic

ONLY IF YOU JUMP IN A LAKE

[emotionally-mean-mechamedes]

WHY IS THERE A MECHANICAL BIRD. WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU SERVE. CONFUSED.

-@physically-artificial-medic

i serve the purpose of fucking your mom

[physically-artificial-medic]

WOULD YOU HATE HUMANITY A LITTLE LESS IF I GAVE YOU A HAT?? WORRIED !!

-@physically-robotic-medic

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY A HAT WOULD CHANGE MY OPINION. CONFUSED! BUT I WOULD LIKE THE HAT!!

[physically-artificial-medic]

A FEW [human] CAME INTO MY DOMAIN AND ATTEMPTED TO CONFISCATE MY [explosive].

THEY ARE BEING TAKEN CARE OF.

[physically-artificial-medic]

Thoughts on the Mimi Sentry?

[physically-artificial-medic]

how do you show affection? asking for a friend :3