#seekinglydia

[robbaerywrites]

[text] she’s a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.

[text] Ugh, ignore her. She’s completely embarrassing herself with the way she’s throwing herself at Will tonight. Why would you want to be anything like her?[text] I’m sorry, that was... cruel. But I thought after the ball, she would have accepted defeat. And she’s never been particularly nice to me, so I don’t have much sympathy.[text] I need to get all the negative feelings out of my system, though, because I think... I think there might be something between her and David, that he’s unwilling to accept as of yet. And I might need to meddle to make sure my best friend gets his happy ending.[text] Even if it is with her.  [text] Besides, that makes your possible ascension to that crown more possible, does it not? :-p[text] And so does the fact that I think I might have a mega huge crush on Oliver of Arendelle and have no interest in being the one Will chooses.[text] Now reply fast because you’re the first person I’ve admitted that to and I might die of embarrassment if you don’t validate my choices ASAP!

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay

[text] I think your mom raised you to be independent, Persephone, not gay.[text] So what if your date with Will didn’t go that well? If he doesn’t want you because you don’t fit into some stupid ‘perfect queen’ mold then that’s his loss, not yours.[text] Wait... you’re not gay, right? That was just an expression about the lack of dating advice she gave you growing up? [text] Even if you were, that would be totally okay, too. But it’s about you, not about your mom.[text] Sorry, I don’t know why I’m rambling. I’m gonna go use my hands to plant something instead of sending you messages that don’t make sense. Maybe Becca would be better at this whole ‘comforting’ thing. 

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up

[text] You? Wanting to leave a mansion? And expecting me to set foot in one without causing trouble? E, I know you well enough to know that means something is seriously wrong.[text] I’m on my way. But if you don’t want me doing some illegal magic on whoever upset you, maybe don’t tell me who it was until we’re home. Then they can’t expel me back to the Isle for turning some prince into a frog. 

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pastime

[text] Who knew you were such a kitten fan, Smackle?[text] I’m sorry you hated the baseball game so much, though. At least now you can cross it off your bucket list now.[text] And if it makes you feel better? I’ve never seen anybody understand the balk rule faster than you did.

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life

[text] What kind of sordid summer activities have you signed off for, David?[text] Quite frankly, you need to get out of there as soon as possible. A lack of sleep because of orgy-noise keeping you awake could do serious damage to your vocal chords, and I need a frog choir co-captain who can keep up with me vocally. 

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered “how long do I have to pretend to be sober?”

[text] Why’d you make me pretend to be sober in the first place, Maya? Dunk Zay is great.[text] Okay, fine, Nessa woulda killed me if I’d come home like that. But going from never seeing her to practically living with her’s hard. A guy’s gotta have a guy’s night.[text] Well, a guy’s and Maya night. Don’t tell her you were there, though, she’s uh.... a little jealous of you still.

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

[text] I feel like I don’t show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time

[text] Babe, I see your boobs like every day.[text] Wait -- are we moving to a nudist colony? I thought you didn’t wanna go anywhere without Riley! [text] Your boobs are perfect, though, so I’m definitely not complaining :-p

SEND ME A TFLN SENTENCE STARTERS (PART 6)

[robbaerywrites]

❛ damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say. ❜

“Juliette, come on!” Noah protested, chasing her down the hallways of Beauxbatons without any regard for how many people were watching them. Merlin, for someone who had been so demure when she’d first introduced herself, the Beauxbatons champion really did have quite the temper on her when something didn’t go her way. 

“What are you so angry about that you’d storm out of dance rehearsals for the Yule Ball like that?” Noah managed to blurt out before she’d stormed further ahead of him, out of earshot once again. But she was probably the first -- and only real -- friend he’d made at this competition, and he’d be damned if he let her vanish into the crowd when something he’d said while they’d been learning the dance moves together had offended her so much.

And then it dawned on him, as she refused to meet his gaze. How she’d only stormed out once he’d mentioned that Chloe would be his escort to the ball. He didn’t know many people, and the former hopeful champion had made an effort to speak to him, moreso than other girls at Beauxbatons. “Is this because of my choice in Yule Ball companions? Because I assure you, if it weren’t frowned upon for two champions to go together, I would have much preferred to ask you.”

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