brotzly for ship meme obviously (pretend i sent this from my dirk blog ajfsg)
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaBoth? Both.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themDirk.
Who starts the tickle fightsAlso Dirk.
Who starts the pillow fightsProbably Todd?
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileTodd, sometimes Dirk.
Who mistakes salt for sugarBoth.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningDirk.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines????? ? Dirk ??
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderTodd.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesDirk, after fighting Todd about it.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionDirk.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penTodd.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationDirk, darn it.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesAgain, Dirk.