#seeyouallinhell

[daegor]

People used to think (apparently some still do, given recent events) that when God gave Cain a 'mark' on his skin so people would know what he did (murdered his brother out of some misplaced jealousy) that his skin was 'darkened'. Assuming any truth to the story, I'm sure it was the other way around. The murderer was turned white. There are going to be some surprises at the pearly gates for anyone who thinks they're entitled to entrance.

[1ddraggedmetohell]

ohmygod so we were spreading ashes of pepper my mom and aunts old dog and when we were spreading them a squirrel fell from a tree and died right where we were putting his ashes and I think thats satans way of saying we are all going to hell

[spuffy-trash]

I'm going to open up a Jewish hair salon. It'll be called The Holocuts

[de-la-cruzing]

School is at the same level as hell.