[pettycentral]

[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[the-pie-hunter]

legend has it if you say “i dont want children” three times in a mirror an old person will appear and tell you how you secretly do

[truly-smitten-deactivated201908]

Me when Rosalie goes after her rapists and murders them one by one in her wedding dress, saving her evil fiancé for last so he knows whose coming for him

[edwaddd-deactivated20141015]

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

[inothernews]

Just so we’re clear: a bunch of white, male Republicans are hell bent on pushing through a rapist to the Supreme Court based solely on the fact that, once there, he’d overturn a woman’s right to choose.

[m1lfbatman]

as the kids say these days, fuck the government

[mysharona1987]

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)

[mediamattersforamerica]

Brett Kavanaugh lied repeatedly. News reports and personal accounts prove it.

Here are eight minutes of examples.

[unclefather]

What’s up. It’s me. Undercover boss.

[mx-chievous]

not so undercover now are you. now everyone knows your identity.

[unclefather]

You didn’t even tell me what’s up

[mx-chievous]

my apologies. what’s up?

[unclefather]

I asked you that

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[theocseason4]

[sdfasfasdfrtdshdyjartbdfgqerg1]

we’re all one race

the daytona 500

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[newblogwhosferninism-deactivate]

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*