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Once again, we deny any involvement with Dr. Frank Sloth, these allegations are spurious at best, and these anonymous “sources” have no evidence for their accusations.
I mean... we did get some primo new equipment. And we can’t really discount the idea that there are some loyalists on the Coaching Council.
...
It’s... probably nothing.
Guys, since when does Keetra date?!
I mean, she dated a lot before military school, didn’t she? She’s told us stories.
Yeah, but she hasn’t dated anyone for as long as we’ve been a team! And I thought-
Well... I guess I thought the reason we weren't together was because she doesn’t want to date anyone while she’s captain. But if she’s going out with this Xila person, then that’s not the case, so, like, why... aren’t we a thing then?
Who’s Xila?
Keetra Has Stated That The Reason She Does Not Date Is That She Does Not Want A Relationship That Is Unequal, As One With A Teammate Would Be, A Conflict Of Interest, As One With A Rival Player Would Be, Or One With Someone Who Could Not Understand Her Dedication To Her Team And Her Career.
Your Feelings Are Valid, But It Seems To Me That A Relationship With A Retired Yooyuball Player, Like Xila Kitae, Would Be Ideal Given Those Criteria.
So, what? I have to retire if I want us to be an item?
Or Keetra does.
Come on, guys, we’re making mountains out of molehills here. This is one date, and it’s to catch up. It’s not like Keetra’s planning a wedding or something. I think she just wants to go on a date again. She’s not looking for anything long-term, and she probably won’t be for a while.
Yo, Keetra! We’re getting a spa day going, you in? Non-stop Yooyuball is killer on the muscles. So far Jair and Prytariel are coming, and I think we can get Xana and Mirsha in, too.
Oh, that sounds great, but...
I’ve actually got plans today. I kind of have... a date.
Wait, what?
It’s not a big deal, just...
You remember Xila? She was a rookie on Team Kreludor in ACI? We met up a couple of days ago, and decided to catch up over a meal.
I don’t think it’ll lead to anything or anything like that, but I do miss going on dates. It’ll be fun, you know?
Y-yeah. Yeah! No, I get it.
Sounds like a good deal. You have fun with that. And I expect details tonight.
Of course.
I’m glad Tandrak healed in time for the tournament. I was worried about him.
Yeah. Altador Cup just wouldn’t be the same without him.
Well, so much for going undefeated in Make-Some-Noise again this year.
Let’s just focus on what we can control. Namely, the actual Yooyuball games.
ACXIII Team Sign-ups have begun!
While we certainly hope you’ll come out in support of Team Virtupets, it’s important to follow your heart and support the team that fits you best.
Which is Virtupets.
I certainly hope so.
In case anyone was worried about my objectivity.
(But also, I had a really nice time last night, and we should do it again some time, Xana.)
