#team virtupets

[rommaru]

Grundos Cafe but it's a maid cafe run by Dr. Sloth and his commanders and the Virtupets team is forced to advertise it.

[tournament-for-best-neopet]

The Altador Cup has finally gotten its scores tallied!

Congratulations to TEAM VIRTUPETS for their stunning win! And, of course, there's glory in making the podium, so congrats to Team Kreludor for second and Team Maraqua for third!!! Team Mystery Island did very poorly this year unfortunately, but if I know them, they won't exactly care about being so low, hehe (poor Team Faerieland, though... Maybe Queen Fyora should look into overriding that curse?)

The prize shop is, naturally, open as well. Tomorrow, we'll see the beginning of the Lab Rats bracket, so that'll be a quick little thing :) Have a good night, everyone!

[spookyshake]

Team Virtupets - V for Victory!!

[castleofthade]

goltron is taking the pic

[gisinggising]

Ladies living in cold lands trying out summer clothes (they don’t get to do it often)

[altadorheadcanons]

Fun in the Sun

By the looks of it, Virtupets is all set to have a fun outing in AC XIII, thanks to the special stall that the fans have organised for them. A group of die-hard fans of the team has set up a traveling caravan kind of store for the team. Their plan is to distribute free Virtupets merchandise to anyone approaching them within the first hour of them setting shop for the day. The only condition is that these lucky Neopets must than root for Team Virtupets.

[ask-the-virtupets-team]

Once again, we deny any involvement with Dr. Frank Sloth, these allegations are spurious at best, and these anonymous “sources” have no evidence for their accusations.

I mean... we did get some primo new equipment. And we can’t really discount the idea that there are some loyalists on the Coaching Council.

...

It’s... probably nothing.

[scoutz-honor]

The Alatador Cup is coming up. You may be having trouble deciding what team to support, so allow me to shamelessly advertise

TEAM VIRTUPETS

Pros:

Robots: We are (as of last year) the only team with robots on it. How cool is that?

Girl Power: Okay, so we may not have a majority female team, but we do have a female captain, and Sela Pretore is the essence of girl power personified.

Fashion: Can you name on team with a better color combination than red and grey? (And don’t say Haunted Woods)

Moral Ambiguity: Not in the sense that it’s a team of anti-heroes, but in the sense we really don’t know what side they’re on. Common fan interpretation is that the team are minions of Dr. Sloth, but there are those who headcanon otherwise.

Pathos: Keetra Deile is widely regarded as a Yooyuball prodigy, and there were expectations she would lead the team to great victory. In the first Altador Cup, Virtupets got last place, and Keetra Deile was awarded “Biggest Underachiever.” No way that hasn’t stuck with her.

Weldar Xupenfarb: Be honest, you want a team with a tower of beef and a nice smile. We’ve got that.

Sela Pretore: You look at her and try to tell me she isn’t one of Neopia’s premiere gay icons.

Shipping: The biggest Team Virtupets ship is Keetra Deile/Sela Pretore. You don’t have to learn about any other teams for the sake of shipping!

Postfurry: If you’re into that kinda thing, we’ve got it.

Cons:

Not Enough Furry: If you’re not into Postfurry, and prefer flesh-and-blood furries to robots, we are sadly lacking in that regard.

We Don’t Win: Okay, so we’ve won once, which puts us ahead of a couple of teams, but we tend to do really poorly overall. This is not a safe team if you really want to back a winner.

Aldric Beign: We don’t have him. I’m sorry, but we just don’t. If you want Aldric Beign, you have to back Moltara.

Not Trans Enough: Unlike some other teams, we don’t have any officially trans players. We have our headcanons, of course, but if you’re looking for canon trans representation, we do not have that.

(Feel free to reblog with your own teams’ pros and cons.)