#selenapls

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selena: omg you went to macau right?? did you go see the ven-ee-tee-an hotel?

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selena: was speaking hard?

elise: it was alright

selena: that's so good???? i can't speak balinese

elise: ...isn't it just indonesian

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selena: arigatou

selena: that means hello right

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*annies birthday and we're all sitting around the dinner table*

selena: *starts to touch annie's dogs nose under the table*

selena: *caresses it and strokes it and tugs it a bit*

elise: DUDE WTF ARE YOU DOING THAT'S MY FOOT THOSE ARE MY TOES!!

*sindhuja cries from laughter*

selena: WHY WAS IT WARM AND MOIST

elise: BECAUSE IT'S BEEN IN THE FUCKING SLIPPER FOR SO LONG

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ms heath: ok guys let's vote on which subject you want to study next for history

elise: vote tutankhamun!!!

selena: no wtf vote JFK

elise: wtf ew

selena: i'm going to write your name to vote for JFK

elise: wtf no don't!?!?!?!?!?

*selena ends up writing "JFK - Elise"*

*elise ends up writing "DA TUTZZZZZAAAAA -Selena"*

*the vote doesn't count*

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elise: the weak become meat for the strong to eat.

selena: ohmygod you are barbaric

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selena: YOU CAN'T FIT THAT I'M AFRAAAAAAIIID