#self bite

[involuntary-aggression]

What I'm learning from this blog is that Fred, you need to try new things. Plus one can of tuna, coming at you, and c'mon down into the kitchen, we're gonna see if we can get you to make a tuna turnover.

(Oddly specific food, Ik, but I remember someone brought it up on the tag ages ago? I forgot who it was, an OC blog I think. Doesn't matter, it's just what I'm thinking about. :))

... w-whuh?

The maws do less of opening the can and more of tearing it apart.

I don't. Uh. No?? F-for one, Facetaker is in that room, and I'm not going anywhere near him. Uh. No... no thank you. Some other time, perhaps. Once he's... not there. Maybe.

And I still don't think I'd make a very good cook...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 18 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

In fairness, I never said you had to succeed, only that you had to try.

So, that being said...

📯 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖉 𝖂𝖍𝖔 𝕭𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖘 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖊𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 400 𝖇𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖘! 📯

🎉🎉🎉

... o-oh! Uh. I wasn't really expecting a continuation, but thank you!!

... what is he going to do with this?

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

Real talk are you a hugger. I don't mean are you gonna eat me if I try but more like if given the ability to do so safely, would you be a hugger in general.

Not really. I think it'd be more awkward than anything else. Not really my thing.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

📯 𝕴 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖊: 📯

[+1x Pair of Underpants!]

Go on. Try to wear them. I'll pay you 400 bucks.

Uhhhh... okay...??

and godhead requires murder for this kinda money

Fred takes the underwear. He doesn't really have legs, which is... a problem. Hm. Well, unusual problems require unusual solutions, right? After a few minutes, he gets them on his head for a few seconds before his skull opens up and swallows them whole.

I h-hope you didn't need those back...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

this is a really intrusive thought question but can your claw hands function as can openers

I don't... think so?

Technically he's never tried but, like. Does it look like they can?

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 18 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

Thoughts on the nickname Mr. Chomp Chomp? :3

For me...? I'd prefer if people didn't call me that. Actually.

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 18 damage!]

[involuntary-aggression]

Can you choose what form you wanna take or is it random?

Random, unfortunately...

[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]

[... but accidentally bites himself!]

[Fred Who Bites took 18 damage!]