H-hello?
You should probably go away. I bite. A lot.

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@involuntary-aggression
H-hello?
You should probably go away. I bite. A lot.
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>
Whimsical Fred: ...
<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>
Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[
OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-
I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.
Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he slowly starts reforming, but still sobbing>
Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!
<then he runs off>
... well that doesn't sound good. Man...
Too late now to do anything about it, though. Fred sighs and starts looking around for some bandages.
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he then slowly starts coming back, holding a medkit>
Whimsical Fred: sorry... I overreacted... here, let me just...
<starts healing Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites recovered all their hp>
<Fred Who Bites is no longer bleeding>
Whimsical Fred: there
Oh!! Th-thank you, you're very kind. I'm sorry for biting you too. I swear I would stop if I could... Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 36 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>
Whimsical Fred: ...
<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>
Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[
OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-
I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.
Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he slowly starts reforming, but still sobbing>
Whimsical Fred: IM GETTING TOXIC FRED!
<then he runs off>
... well that doesn't sound good. Man...
Too late now to do anything about it, though. Fred sighs and starts looking around for some bandages.
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
<he becomes a puddle of paint from the barrage of bites>
Whimsical Fred: ...
<and he is now crying, for real, no more happy-go-lucky Fred>
Whimsical Fred: nooooooo...... :,[
OH DEAR. Yeeeeeeah maybe Whimsical should go talk to someone else, yikes-
I'M SO SORRY. I'LL. I'LL GIVE YOU A WIDE BERTH, I PROMISE. J-just hold on, it takes a second.
Fred successfully backs away from Whimsical Fred, although even then some tendrils of paint try to take a parting chunk out of him. Yiiiikes. He really DOES need to put up some warning signs, doesn't he...?
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Whimsical Fred: uh... how much hp you have left
<Whimsical Fred bites himself>
<Whimsical Fred took 5 damage>
I... definitely don't feel great, but I'll be fine. I've had to deal with this since... forever, I guess...
What about you? Are you alright?
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is still bleeding...]
[Fred Who Bites took 5 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: What causes you to bite so much... I wonder...
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<excellent hit!>
<Fred Who Bites took 35 damage>
Whimsical Fred: oops-
I don't know! I know I was really angry when I was painted... I guess maybe I get violent when I'm angry? Or, at least, the original Fred does. I... I don't feel angry myself, honestly. Doesn't stop me from attacking things, though. Sorry again.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but accidentally bites himself!]
[Fred Who Bites took 6 damage!]
[Fred Who Bites is bleeding!]
Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*
Hey, wha-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??
That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn
Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]
Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>
Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.
He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.
I'm so sorry! I can't help it-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
<Mally slowly holds up a shaky thumbs up>
It's ok....!
<then falls to the ground with a small grunt>
He should. Try to fix this, right? Yeah. Um.
You should- you should go and see B-Bright Fred. I think he can heal people. He's... in one of the storerooms, I think? On the other side of the apartment...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]
[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]
Mally: where is he...?
Lemme think... I think the east storeroom? It branches off from the entryway, I think. I h-haven't really been over there myself, unfortunately, but I do think he's close to the entrance...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Canvas 1 took 20 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 6 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 20 damage!]
[Canvas 2 took 20 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Whimsical Fred: OWWIE! Hehehe
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 5 damage>
Whimsical Fred: this is actually kinda fun! Hehe
Sorry again-
At least Whimsical Fred doesn't seem too mad...?
Not all of the others are as bite-y as me, I promise. I'm... kinda a special case, unfortunately...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*
Hey, wha-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??
That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn
Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]
Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>
Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.
He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.
I'm so sorry! I can't help it-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
<Mally slowly holds up a shaky thumbs up>
It's ok....!
<then falls to the ground with a small grunt>
He should. Try to fix this, right? Yeah. Um.
You should- you should go and see B-Bright Fred. I think he can heal people. He's... in one of the storerooms, I think? On the other side of the apartment...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]
[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
???: OWWIE! OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE! WHY DID YOU BITE ME??? :[
<you've seemed to make him sad.... momentarily, before he instantly went back to being happy
Whimsical Fred: Oh well, I'm Whimsical Fred! Also, uh... this is only fair
<Whimsical Fred bites Fred Who Bites>
<Fred Who Bites took 3 damage>
Whimsical Fred: sorry! :]
Yeaaaah I deserve that. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'd try not to, but... normally that just makes it worse. Here, let me see if I can give you some space...
Fred tries to back up a little.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 12 damage!]
Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*
Hey, wha-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??
That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn
Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]
Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
<Mally has been.... defeated... uh oh>
Uuuuuuh well shoot. Fred tries to back up at least a little. Maybe he can scootch to the side? There's not very many places to go in here!... which is sort of his fault for choosing to hang out in a back corner, but still.
He ends up somewhat wedged between the canvases.
I'm so sorry! I can't help it-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas 2 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 38 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
[Canvas 1 took 12 damage!]
???: woah... Toxic Fred rarely talks to me, but he's never mentioned YOU before!
<it seems to be.... ANOTHER FRED???>
???: tell me your name, fellow Fred!
- @whimsicalfred
Oh! Uh. I'm F-Fred Who Bites. Who're you...? I don't remember you either...
Fred looks sliiiiiiightly concerned by how much the newcomer resembles Toxic Fred, but hopefully it's alright? They are different colors, at least...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 6 damage!]
[Whimsical Fred took 18 damage!]
Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*
Hey, wha-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??
That was actually really easy, Joel just consumed Shadow Fred on the second turn
Also, yes, I'm the one who made the ask, hello :]
Uhh. At. At least he didn't suffer...? G-good job, hello again...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 10 damage!]
[Mally took 30 damage!]
Thank you for your choice, and I guess I'm off to kill Shadow Fred now.... I'll tell you how it goes *gives him a quick hug before running off*
Hey, wha-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
Uhhh. Hm. Good. G-good luck??
Do you like the hallway? If you could swap places with one Fred where would you go?
I... don't necessarily like it here, but at least it's out of the way. Not many people to bite in here. Probably a good place for someone like me to be.
... m-maybe Faceless? A closet would be a good place for me too... A-and I could get in and out better than he can...
... yeah, the closet. Final answer.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 38 damage!]
Hey, uh... Fred who bites? Yeah, uh... can I just call you Bitey Fred? ANYWAYS! I killed the Toxic Fred, and the... one Fred that looks like he's in immense pain... problem is I need to get rid of one more cause I am NOT risking losing to that DARN FACE STEALER! So who should I choose?
Can't we all just get along...?
... erm. That's. Quite the thing to ask. I don't. Know if I should... well... um. I-if I have to choose... maaaaaaybe... Sh-Shadow Fred...?? He's not... very friendly. A-and he'll attack you if he sees you anyway...
Fred looks rather uncomfortable with the whole conversation.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
Fred may I ask you to paint me a pretty picture? :3
[Fred Who Bites gets a blank canvas!]
I can... tryyyyyy?
Fred Who Bites tentatively takes the canvas. Almost immediately, his maws start ripping at it.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Canvas took 20 damage!]
[Canvas took 20 damage!]
[Canvas took 6 damage!]
What should he even draw? He's already getting paint all over this thing, and red paint isn't known for being used for PRETTY pictures very often. Uhh. Maybe a flower?? He could attempt a flower. Like a rose or something. Sure! He awkwardly gets to work.
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 38 damage!]
The flower isn't panning out great, partially because he doesn't have much green on him for anything even remotely resembling a stem. Hmmm. There's some cool colors on his tongues, though. Maybe he can use that to make a sky? A sky painting is what GOT him in this mess, but still. Sky it is. Maybe a sunset would play out better...
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but completely loses control!]
[Canvas took 38 damage!]
[Canvas took 12 damage!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
[Anon took 12 damage!]
... hey, this isn't half bad! Fred takes the chance when his arms form to scrawl some white on there to make clouds. The sunset isn't entirely natural looking, but one can chalk that up to artistic license, can't they? If only the edges of the canvas weren't getting so torn up, but that can hardly be helped-
[Fred Who Bites tries not to bite...]
[... but fails!]
[Anon took 6 damage!]
[Canvas took 20 damage!]
[Anon took 20 damage!]
[Anon took 20 damage!]
Aaaaaaaand done! He hands it back to the anon. One maw takes one last chomp out of the side as a parting blow.
[+1 Ragged Sunset Painting!]
H-hope you like it, heh. Sorry it's so torn up. I tried my best.
Despite everything, he's smiling. This was surprisingly fun! Maybe he SHOULD try this more often...