Self Defense Classes
Mom: I'm looking into self-defense classes now that you're going off to college
Me: oh really? (I had mentioned it to her before and she was unconvinced)
Mom: yeah... and we need to buy you some pepper spray too.
Me: oh O_O Mom I'll be safe. it'll be okay.
Mom: yeah I know.... you just never know these days it's dangerous out there
-awhhhhh madre its okay ill be safe at all the frat parties DON'T WORRY. jk. im kidding guys ;)-










