Won-ting To Move Out

A daring look into the Won household

[everyonesawonner]

He just really likes our dogs/Game 6

Me: hey mom can Alex come over to watch the game tonight with us?

Mom: oh.. Sure if he wants to

Me: yeah I don't think he can watch it at his house. Plus he really wants to see our dogs.

Mom: are you sure he doesn't just want to see you?

Me: Er well he really likes our dogs..

Mom: yeah but are you sure he's not just coming to see you

Me: well that too but he REALLY likes our dogs mom.

Mom: haha okay okay

[everyonesawonner]

Why grandma doesn't eat pork

-I had to take my grandma out for a day, so I asked my mom what she liked to eat-

Mom: she eats pretty much anything. You'd be surprised she's so tiny.... Oh but she doesn't eat any pork

Me: what why?

Mom: well.... When she was little she had to ask for a ride from a pickup truck. And in the back of the truck were a bunch of pigs... And I guess she made friends with them or something... So since then she never eats pork.

Me: huh. -instantly feels guilt about eating pork-

[everyonesawonner]

Munch munch?

I think my dads eating cereal at 11pm.....

[everyonesawonner]

UCSD Pizza Delivery

Mom: Hey angie... did you order a pizza from San Diego on your card?

Me: O__________O uhm. welll... its a long story...

Mom: did you buy a pizza for Alex?????

Me: well.. yes.. but it's a long story really

Mom: -stifles a laugh- oh it is? okay...

-next morning-

Mom: so you bought a pizza for Alex?

Me: -panic- uhm yeah he kind of ran out of dining dollars at UCSD and he had a midterm...

Mom: oh no... he has no more dining dollars? hows he going to eat? Angie.. tell him I can give him $100 and he can pay me back whenever he can...

Me: O_O Mom I don't think it's that bad...

Mom: he still has like a month of school! and finals makes kids so hungry! are you sure? tell him its not a problem..

Me: er Mom if it comes down to that I can just lend him money..

[everyonesawonner]

Dad's Grilled Cheese- 11pm

11p.m.

-dad walks in with pjs on-

Dad: Angie.. Why are you still awake?

Me: just not tired yet? It's Saturday so..

Dad: oh.. Well.. Do you want some food? I can make you a grilled cheese? Want grilled cheese?

Me: dads it's 11pm I shouldn't be eating so late...

Dad: I mean you're not sleeping anytime soon right? So grilled cheese? I'll go make you some grilled cheese..

Me: wait... Dad... ;___;

-10 mins later-

Dad: here's some grilled cheese... -pats my head- eat some grilled cheese... I'm going to sleep... Want some more is that enough?

Me: dad it's fine pls

Dad: okok.... Night.

-5mins later comes back with water and napkin-

Dad: I forgot here... Oh you finished do you want more it wasn't enough huh...

Me: DAD PLS

[everyonesawonner]

Prom/ "Allowed to Date"

Laura(dads secretary): Angie! I loved your prom photos! And prom princess wowwwwwwww ;)

Me: oh thank you! My mom sewed on that whole glittery part.

Laura: oh wow! And what a handsome guy Tht is! Very good looking... Are you two dating??

Me: oh wait what? Haha... -checks to see if parents are in range-

Laura: hmmm girl? You can date!!! It's okay!!!

-mom comes out of room-

Me: ER uh no I'm not supposed to-

Laura: Sun! Isn't she allowed to date?

Mom: -raises eyebrows- you're cuallowed to date...

Me: ER uh. Uh. So uh my mom sewed Tht whole glittery part....

[everyonesawonner]

Grandma Stole My Bra

-after coming back from a weekend in NorCal-

Mom: welcome back! How was it? Btw grandma came over and took one of your bras!

Me: oh it was fun we- wait what?!

Mom: well she doesn't really have or wear bras because she's tiny and old, but the one she was wearing was getting worn out. So she tried on one of your smaller old ones and took it...

Me: I... Well... Okay...

All is good bc Mama Won took me to Victoria Secret today ;)

[everyonesawonner]

When Mama Won found out about Prom court....

[everyonesawonner]

My dad, the pastor, said "I was so bored at the service yesterday that...."

[everyonesawonner]

Self Defense Classes

Mom: I'm looking into self-defense classes now that you're going off to college

Me: oh really? (I had mentioned it to her before and she was unconvinced)

Mom: yeah... and we need to buy you some pepper spray too.

Me: oh O_O Mom I'll be safe. it'll be okay.

Mom: yeah I know.... you just never know these days it's dangerous out there

-awhhhhh madre its okay ill be safe at all the frat parties DON'T WORRY. jk. im kidding guys ;)-

[everyonesawonner]

And no one cared how beautiful it looked

[everyonesawonner]

You know grandpa, it rained that day The morning you went away That's what we call it "Went away" As if it's too painful to say You're dead grandpa A casket as open as our wounded hearts We cried tears, but whether from pain or joy I'll never know Because we all knew how weary you were We had long since ceased to push you to fight It was no longer a question of might And the darkness drew so tight Around your tired eyes Oh we knew And despite the signs we never expected it So soon, it was too soon Too early in the morning of the day you left No one had time for last goodbyes No final words, no last sighs But maybe it's better like this Dear grandpa, you will be missed By all those you loved, and who loved you in return Goodbye grandpa, death was a lesson well learned

[everyonesawonner]

Boyfriend and College

-eating lunch while dad is in kitchen-

Dad: so... I heard you got into UCSD. Congrats that's great!

Me: oh yeah thanks it's the only one i've heard from so far

Dad: oh hmm... ... .. so... I bet Alex was happy that you got in. He was probably like "you should come here!" huh?

Me: uhmMmMmMm -shoves food into mouth- mmmmmm hmmmm

[everyonesawonner]

Working Wonners

so my brother and I recently got jobs at Gen Korean BBQ.

he was called in at 11 to do paperwork, me at 2.

when I got there, him and a bunch of others from the 11am slot were walking out.

Me: Daniel!

Him: hey!.... -whispers as he sits down next to me- hey dude. watch out.

Me: what???? watch out for what?

Him: just. don't. mess up. the. paperwork. be. careful.

Me: wait what? how? what?

-he sees a manager walking past-

Him: I gotta go... you'll see.

Me: oh god okay...

-enters room with other newly hired employees-

Human Resources Rep: HEY EVERYONE! now take a good look at the person on your left..and on your right.. i guarentee that in 3 months, one of them will be gone :) LETS GET STARTED.

Me: shiiiiiiiiiii-----

[everyonesawonner]

My dad came in while I was sleeping and put this on my dresser... There's $20 inside

[everyonesawonner]

Booze and My Husband

-while booze was going over hw and I asked a question-

Booze: I met her husband friday. He goes to USC

Class: uh what?

Me: UCSD... wait what he's not my husband

Booze: UCSD that's what I said. wait a minute.. he's not your husband?!

Me: no.. hes not..

Girl: wait how did you meet her husband Friday? When? At school?

Booze: Well because SOMETIMES husbands go and visit their wives

Me: -to Girl- he came to bring me flowers during late layout

Class: -awhhhhhh-

Booze: ... that's cute. he drove all the way from sd to see you?... ...... i dont know why you havent married him yet...

Me: .....................

Booze: He's a keeper

Me: booze please can we get back to math.

-at the end of the period-

Me: bye booze

Booze: say hi to your husband for me! him and I are so close. we're like this. -holds to fingers together-

Me: .... ...

[everyonesawonner]

Attempted Robbery

“Angie. Wake up. I think there’s people here.”-Daniel Won, 3am.

My parents were gone for a night. They had taken a trip to Coronado for my dad’s 50th birthday, something they usually never do. But of course, on the one night they aren’t here....

My brother returned to my room 5 minutes later with two knives. He set one on my bed, and took the other one with him downstairs.

“Stay in your room upstairs, I’m going to look around”

After about 45 minutes of hearing my brother pace about the house, look through the blinds, open doors and the garage, I was truly convinced that he had finally lost it. Completely off the rockers. Insane.

At around 4 he asked me to stand on the steps and keep watch out of our front door windows. I grudgingly complied, and saw no movement. 

At around 4:45 he told me to go back to sleep, and that he’d stay up just in case.

Finally, I asked him what was going on. Apparently, at around 3 he was downstairs and had saw our motion sensor lights in the front turn on, then off. then on, then off. Curious, he peeked outside the windows and saw movement. After he grabbed two knives and woke me up, he went downstairs. He opened the garage, and saw two men on our front lawn. He raised the knife and took steps toward them. Seeing the knife, they both ran down the street into a car that drove off in a loud noise. Even I remember hearing the car zoom off. For the rest of the night he kept watch around the house, and even slept on the couch in front of our front door.

When my parents got back, he told them the story.They looked around our house and saw that our front lawn had foot prints, and that our front bench (a nice new bench) had handprints on it. 

My brother’s pretty brave... But i had 911 dialed in on my phone the whole time just in case.