selfship affirmations:
i CAN put them in the mincrowave
i CAN put them in the blender
i CAN put them in the salad tosser
i CAN put them in my mouth and chew them up
i CAN shake them around like a dog toy
i CAN throw them at the wall like a ball
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selfship affirmations:
i CAN put them in the mincrowave
i CAN put them in the blender
i CAN put them in the salad tosser
i CAN put them in my mouth and chew them up
i CAN shake them around like a dog toy
i CAN throw them at the wall like a ball
Imagine it’s been a long, hard day. You decided to rest on your couch at home, watching tv to distract your mind from stress. It’s absolutely pouring rain. (Which can be good or bad whether you like the rain or not, it’s up to you!) Suddenly you hear a knock on your door, and you get up to see who it is.
It’s your F/O, absolutely soaking wet from the rain, holding a bouquet of your favourite flowers in their hand.
They ask politely if they can come in, offering you the flowers. You let them in immediately, offering to dry them off after you place the flowers in a vase. After you dry them off, the two of you snuggle on the couch together, enjoying the peaceful sound of rain as you both watch something you love, hands entwined and their head resting against you.
Nothing has felt more peaceful. Words didn’t need to be spoken after this. The peace, quiet and company mixed with love is all you both needed.
Hot couple
I hate that antis have taken over selfshipping. Selfshipping is a proship thing. It has always been.
it ALWAYS has been
Shout out to selfshippers who don't get much attention in the community. It's perfectly ok to feel hurt when other people get asks and art. It's ok to feel sad that other people get their ships called canon and their art reblogged and you don't.
A lot of people say that you shouldn't care about that cause interaction doesn't define your relationship. It doesnt, but being upset about being ignored/less liked doesn't mean you value your relationship any less. You're allowed to want the kind of interaction others get!! You're allowed to want friends and a place in the community!!
‘Borrowed’ from an anti because this was so sweet but sadly was still made by an anti
you hear something rustle in an alley…
WIP.
Welcome to an oc x cannon story/ask blog that takes place in the Boyfriend to Death universe.
This blog will center around a non canon au of Ren, Strade, and Lawrence, as well as my ocs Aries, Puppy, and Baphi respectively.
Dark content warning, assume this blog will have similar content as the source material. Viewer discretion is advised. MDNI.
…you swear you see eyes, but when you look again, they’re gone.
gonna ramble about my nsft anatomy headcannon a for Beelzebub,,,,, (MDNI)
So Beelzy, right?
She’s got the lava lamp tummy.
My headcannon is that the lava lamp goes down to her crotch and up to her boobs, and she’s got a kinda slime girl anatomy where she can morph her body however she wants. Massive schlong? She can do that. Tits wider than she is tall? She can do that.
I also think her cum would be rainbow lava lamp fluid.
Bonus note: I think her antenna are super sensitive