#selfiechampion

[haikuhamo]

Random haoles rolled up on the wedding and started taking pictures and videos. I guess the brown natives are fascinating to them. As the retired champion of selfies, I felt it was my duty to document them. Also, the photobomb king makes an appearance. #haolestyle #haloedaswhy #Equinsuocha #wachootoo #selfiechampion #photobombking #dragonrm #queenemmasummerpalace (at Queen Emma Summer Palace) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpxT4ILHsEEYf42fPEYFTT1tqaPK0CfuoztZ_c0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=po2hn5kaago6

[haikuhamo]

Your #SelfieChampion, right before he contracted whatever godforsaken disease is spreading through his work area like wildfire. Though I am currently out of commission, I'd like to take this time to recognize two important entities in my life that make being your champion possible - the hair on my head and my beard. Nearly 35 years on this earth, and you never let me down, with your manly definition and your wild nature. You da real MVP. For anyone wanting to share in the joys of whatever new strain of strep flu SARS simplex 10 this is, stop by and I'll gladly cough into your mouth. Suck it, world. Focker Out. #ThePerkiSystem

[haikuhamo]

Pardon me, good sir. I mustache you a question Is there someone behind me? #Silliness #LoneWolfAndCub #HouseMorton #Aloha #Ohana #ThePerkiSystem #SelfieChampion

[haikuhamo]

Miserable 2 mile trudge on the treadmill that took me 22 minutes to finish. Pick up basketball for 2 hours straight, won 4, loss 1. Cramped up in the car driving home, and to pull over and stretch. Got home, laid out on the floor, and this is the face you get. Your #SelfieChampion was not meant for the fit life, I suppose. #Exhausted #mentallydrained #LongShittyWeek #GladItsOver #UFCGymMililani #BasketballNeverStops #LazyHawaiian #TiredSamoan #portugesesausageeggsandrice #aloha #theperkisystem

[haikuhamo]

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Breakfast in the Dirty South. We could get used to this. #SouthernComfort #Delicious #Foodie #Celfié #SelfieChampion #LoneWolfAndCub #Aloha #HawaiiansHaveLanded #HouseMorton (at Inn at USC)

[haikuhamo]

SOUTH CACKALACKY! We're here! #HouseMorton #HawaiiansHaveLanded #Aloha #LoneWolfAndCub #SelfieChampion #Celfié @house_of_dragons_rameses (at Inn at USC)

[haikuhamo]

We popular #SelfieChampion #Celfié #WeOut #LoneWolfAndCub #HouseMorton