#selfiesat80mph

[myprettypurplecrush]

Selfiesat80mph has it all, she's funny, intelligent, a great mother and pretty. Her dude is a lucky guy.

[46n2ahead]

Not happening...I was told yesterday I do a lot of selfies "for a guy" so I'm taking a hiatus for a bit

imabitchontheinternet replied to your post: Cue Scene

I’m going to need a pic to see if I like Miami vice scruff

selfiesat80mph replied to your post: Cue Scene

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[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

selfiesat80mph replied to your post: anonymous said:A unitard printed ...

Of course Aubrey plaza. Of course.

I assume you say that because it's obvious that I have excellent taste in sexy ladies.

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

I love Hawaiian BBQ chicken pizza. Am I mentally dysfunctional? Can we still be friends?

BBQ chicken pizza is fine on occasion, but there is no earthly reason to put pineapple on there. None.

NOOOOOOOOOONE.

You may be psyhotic, but we can still be friends, sure. It has been proven that I like crazy chicks.

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

Don't be an angry Kevin. When was the last time you really felt proud of a choice you made or accomplishment in your life?

Hm.

I had a couple stories published by an online crime-fiction mag, for which I was actually paid, which remains my sole professional publishing credit. Unfortunately, the magazine doesn't exist any more so there is no proof of this. I was pretty damn proud of myself for that. I would love to get back into that field. I think if I had stuck with it rather than sort of giving up I might have a string of credits to my name by now.

[kevin-for-what-ails-ya]

In which I review selfiesat80mph's Tumblr.

[maeganbobaegan]

You can tell a lot about someone by the type of music they listen to. Hit shuffle on your ipod, phone, iTunes, media player, etc and write down the first 10 songs. Then pass this on to 10 people. I was tagged by alexcorona :)

1. Untitled (Take Me Home) -- Whispertown2000

2. MC's Act Like They Don't Know -- KRS-One

3. Chopsticks -- Liz Phair

4. Dyslexic Heart -- Paul Westerberg

5. Traveling Riverside Blues -- Robert Johnson

6. Thunderpeel -- Beck

7. Red Light -- The Strokes

8. YM Salute -- Lil Wayne

9. Mistreatin' Mama -- Lead Belly

10. When a Woman Loves a Man -- Dinah Washington

That was fun :D Thank you alexcorona!

I will tag: jaymarsee, punch-drunk-lust, selfiesat80mph, seomethingwentanddonefuckedup, eyesopenwide, bayareamom, aththebeachtoday, dafuquismahalo, dasenergi, perfectlycrystal, silentwarrior

[nikefan45]

Hump Day...

...I'm ready for sun and warmer weather. ...It was 85 and sunny yesterday...perfect weather day. ...Do guys really wear compression pants? ...I ordered my first pair of compression pants (michiganbell recommended) will be here today. ...Is it possible to be happy and blah? At least I think I'm happy but I don't know cause I'm blah. ...I've been going through the people I follow and I notice a lot haven't posted in a long time. I wonder why they stopped and if they are happy in their life...I wish they'd post an update and let us all know. ...At my new gym there is a remote to turn the channels for the TV's. You're supposed to return it to it's holder when your done with it and I'd say 75% of the time it's not there. Why are people so lazy to return the remote? ...Not returning the tv remote to the holder is my biggest pet peeve right now. ...Someone posted about "butt monkey powder" earlier, I had to google it to make sure it was real. ...I want butt monkey powder just to say I have it.