#selfishisuppose

[goodgirlfuckdoll1]

What is the most optimum number of men at one time for Fifi to get wild in the sack.

Oh My Curious Fan ✨️

Im always wild in the sack hunny. 1 or more ???🤭🥰 -Fifi

^Fifi

[inevitableking]

@selfishisuppose sent: ❝ I don’t normally like dogs, but that one seems like a good fellow. ❞ Pavus's VA Starters | Accepting

Alistair can't help the pleased expression as Dorian approves his choice in pet. His entire face lights up with delight and he begins speaking in the rushed tones of somebody both excited and too pleased with themselves.

"He's a rescue! Or rather, I happened to be near the petstore and they were having an adoption event. This dapper chap right here - " he's drooling and has the most distance gaze like there's absolutely nothing upstairs, but looks like the most please mutt in existence at the very least - "was giving me the most pitiful expression I'd ever seen and I knew he was coming home with me."

The dog - Alistair has decided his name is going to be Cheddar - gives a small boof as if he understands what's been said about him and agrees. The blond looks on fondly at him, then turns his attention back to the brunet. "You don't mind, do you? He obviously needs to lose some weight - " he pats the oversized flank of the verifiable hoss next to him in emphasis - "but I think we can make it work."

[bloodlaurel]

"You little shit."

Unprompted Asks @selfishisuppose

Anna, I love you.

I am going to kill you in your sleep.

[valorcorrupt]

The Archon of Tevinter and the King of Ferelden? Hot. Think of the novels. The Serpent-Bitten Hound. Sucking the Venom. The Fanged Mabari. Enchanting the Dragon.

[madkoka]

🍓 , 🍇 , 🌽

MUNDAY MEME / accepting / @selfishisuppose

🍓 - What’s your sweetest rp experience so far?

not sure if this means ic or not soooo...i wouldn't remember that anyway lmao. but ig its the friends i made along the way with very fond mentions to: @brockbiote @fablelike @gallifraes @suitwore @septogram i probably wouldn't still be here without these people. they are truly the best of the best and i love them all dearly.

🍇 - Have you even encountered any partners that threw a tantrum at you?

hahaha---yeah. back when i first wrote squall leonhart, i had an incredibly possessive cloud strife shipping partner. they'd throw a fit and send me guilt tripping messages if i talked to or interacted with other cloud rpers. i didn't really realise what a toxic relationship it was until it ended...they also confessed to having a thing for me personally. so, that was a time. after that i didn't interact with cloud writers for a long time for fear it was her in disguise. :')

🌽 - Is there a fandom you’re too intimidated to join?

despite my absolute love and adoration for the various source materials. the vampire chronicles rpc still makes me yikes out. i have lestat on my mumu and i had a solo with him for five minutes. but i was not comfortable on the solo blog tbh. i think this stems back to my also writing armand for a while years ago and it was a very unpleasant experience. the book feralists can be scary...

[artifexx]

@selfishisuppose continued from here:

"A few, but not many," he admitted, only a little sheepishly, "Not many 'Vints' spending time in the Deep Roads. Not that I blame them for that. I would never go if I didn't have to."

Wesley paused, studying the back of Dorian's head for a moment, the set of his shoulders... perhaps looking for any indication that Dorian wished he would leave. "Not many in the Wardens at all, really. Not a popular idea there, joining up with us. And from what I hear, the dwarves in Tevinter do a very good job keeping any and all entrances to the Deep Roads there closed and well guarded." Not nearly so many people in Tevinter being tainted accidentally, such as what had happened to Wesley himself.

"But I didn't mean to give offense, if I had. You're a... boisterous person, Lord Pavus. It's just a fine thing to see, after so much... doom and gloom. That's all."

[dionadaiir]

@selfishisuppose sent: ⤷ The Chantry was beautiful, ceiling sky high, light shining in from glass windows in different colours and patterns. The sides were full of people, watching the ceremony unfold. But there was an invisible wall, and Eden could not break through, could not be heard, as he watched Dorian at the altar, dressed in fine robes. There he stood, and the Revered mother spoke. "If anyone has objections, speak now or forever hold your peace." Dorian's eyes were on him, the woman on the other side of the Revered mother clad in white, face covered by a veil.

𝑭𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑺 𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑫 𝑨𝑮𝑨𝑰𝑵𝑺𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑴𝑨𝑮𝑰𝑵𝑨𝑹𝒀 𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑹. Heart racing as he watched the wedding unfold. This wasn't what Dorian wanted…He must have been doing it to please his father! He threw his shoulder into the barrier but it would not budge. Pain thrummed through his joint. Still he had to try. 

He tried and tried to break through to stop this farce, but nothing worked. He screamed and screamed Dorian's name only to be left unanswered. 

With one last try, he charged at the barrier and throwing himself entirely into it. He collided with it, pain echoing through every bit of his body. 

When Eden opened his eyes, he slowly sat up from the floor, his pale face painted with a few flecks of blood from his nose. A dull ache thrummed through his nostrils and he brought his hand up to cover it. 

❝ Dorian.❞ He shook his lover awake. ❝ Promise me, ye'll never enter a heterosexual marriage against yer will.❞ 

[reigniite]

“ The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don’t know how to screw you. “ (finn)

“is...” he hesitated. “is this about sex or tevinter politics? i can't tell.” each time he thought he was sure which one dorian was referring to, finn changed his mind. the only thing he was certain of was that in none of the three examples was the result something desirable. “or both. i suppose it could be both. both isn't always good.”