#selfship imagines

[z0mbo]

F/o stealing your clothes because they forgot to do laundry and ran out of their own…. Even better if they’re several clothing sizes smaller or bigger than you.

Bonus points if they don’t even mention it to you prior to doing it

Bonus bonus points if you ask them why they’re wearing your clothes and they respond with “don’t worry about it”, or even better, “no I’m not”

[grimescum]

if you have plushies, imagine your f/o tucking them into your bed whenever you're not looking ^.^

[drowsycitrus]

Imagine your f/o doing all that possessive "you're mine" stuff but shaking their head the entire time so you know they support polyamory and they DONT support the age old tradition of people treating their partners like objects

[imgonnamakeausernamelater]

f/o listening to music w deep meaning and having the true meaning fly over their head. I Bet On Losing Dogs? “Why would you bet on dogs? Isn’t that some form of illegal?”. Too Little, Too Late? “You’re gonna be late if you’re little because then you can’t reach the steering wheel”.

[z0mbo]

Your f/o is…. at a trampoline park?

(I just watched them fall flat on their face btw. Just so you know.)

[grimescum]

imagine driving with your f/o and scaring them by abruptly swerving the car a little

[puppetkisserxoxo]

Okayyy sorry I know I said I’d archive this blog and move to a new one but the current drama regarding CERTAIN yumeship imagine blogs is pissing me tf off

You can’t say vile shit underneath the selfship imagine tag and expect people to understand that it’s supposed be “funny” or “satire”

“Evil” selfship imagines that are actually funny are the comedically almost cartoonishly evil scenarios involving your f/o like “imagine your f/o biting you after a kiss” or some shit like that

not stupid shit like “oh your f/o wouldn’t like you if you were anything but a cishet white skinny person”

JFC dude can’t even get away from toxic yume larpers even outside TikTok

anyways reminder that your f/o loves you and these blogs should get 1000 reverse bear traps cursed upon them

[gr3at-s4ge]

my two cents on the current yumeship/selfship tumblr drama is:

if you don't want backlash for posting evil/dark scenarios (even if you're doing so jokingly), perhaps you shouldn't be doing so under tags where people are looking for comfort scenarios. obviously harassment isn't necessarily warranted but is it that hard to add a lil "#evil yume scenario" or "#evil f/o scenario" tag for people to filter? i mean surely if you can sit and answer 20+ asks a day...... lol.

im not even mad im just annoyed, yall wanna play victim when you intentionally went under tags people were using for comfort/fluff scenarios to piss them off🫩 tag your content it isnt that fucking hard

for those who want to block the accounts (like i did) ill tag em in the comments.

EDIT: well look what we have here....!

thankfully enough one of them got banned, but the other (@selfshipperaffirmations) is still around. account is in the comments, report em.

theres a difference between just joking around and actively trying to upset people, and theyre obviously trying to do the latter.