f/o who knows you aren’t okay. who noticed that you sleep more, eat less, that your feet drag when you walk.
f/o that lets you break down, even when you’re the happy friend. the emotional support friend. the okay friend.
f/o that comes home to find you in the same spot you were in when they left, and goes into the kitchen. they come back with tea and your favourite treat. they sit you up against them and they feed you. they hold the water to your lips.
f/o that doesn’t give up on you.
f/o that isn’t going to let you go, isn’t going to sit and watch you suffer like this. who holds you when you cry, who sits in all the hurt with you. who hates that you feel this way about yourself, about life.
f/o that believes you deserve a life better than this. and stops at nothing to give it to you.
f/o that knows you can do it, just that you need help. they know you don’t like asking for help, so they do it silently.
UGH I want soft, fluffy, giggly, sex with Zayne like...imagine both of you waking up after a good night's sleep and he wakes you up with a really sweet kiss and turns out, you woke up wet, so he kinda drags your leg over his hip and pulls your pajamas down to bury himself inside and it's quiet, sunshine peeking through the windows as you lazily make love.
reblog with a picture of your f/o + some basic information about them (name, source, etc), and i'll give you a few short romantic headcanons about them & your relationship together! ♡
headcanons will be sweet and strictly positive, like a sort of gift they'd give you, or a date they'd take you on, or how they'd cheer you up when you're down. like an imagine tailored specifically to you guys! even if i'm not familiar with your f/o, i'll try to make it as accurate as possible by doing a little research on them ^w^
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( responses may be slow. i will try to give everyone an equal amount of headcanons, but the number may fluctuate depending on how inspired i am. i will ignore reblogs from people who make me uncomfortable. )
✨️More Syndrome/Buddy Pine x reader HCs to cure my many mental illnessses☝️🤓🩷✨️
Minors dni, please! Thank you!
・ Okay, so I doubt this need be said, but Syndrome is no angel. He won't lie to you and say he is one, either.
・He can be passive-aggressive, condescending, greedy, and sometimes just downright rude for funzies. He's the reason gingers are called "red-headded step child". He is that child.
・That said, he has his good points, too. Especially if he likes you.
・If you have managed to find a spot among his favorite people, (a list of 1), congratulations! You get special treatment over EVERYTHING.
・ If you become an item while working for him, you're going to gradually receive lighter and lighter work loads. You won't notice it at first; the stack of paperwork shrinking, him stalling you in his office or lab with idle chitchat rather than sending you right back out to adjust his schedule. It's not at all obvious for the first few weeks...
・ That is until one day it hits you- instead of three stacks of papers a foot tall each, you have one, half that size. You realize he's only required you attend one of his meetings instead of five, and when he has you send his lunch order to the chefs, he insists you have them make something for you, too. "Take a break! We have all day."
・For a guy who counts every minute of every hour, it's a shock to hear those words come out of him. Huge shock.
・If you're a superhero, it's both very similar and very different scenarios.
・You'll notice an influx of emergencies caused by HIM, (Statewide blackouts, rampant robots, the like), but slowly, day by day, less about other villains...
・He's scared them off. Or bribed them to lay low. You aren't exactly sure which. Either way, he's gotten rid of them for a while.
・The witty banter loses the monolog, bit by bit. He doesn't talk about himself quite as much?? Like, don't get me wrong, he's still entirely full of himself, but his comments become aimed more at you. "Look at you go! I'm almost impressed!", "Woah-ho-ho! You almost had me there! Have you been training up for little ol' me? I'm flattered!"
・He's just openly flirting at this point. He'll even get to where he stages fake emergencies just so you'll come see him.
・You get to the rooftop, expecting to see him doing his regularly scheduled evil shit, and instead, he's lounging on a spread-out blanket, wine on ice beside him, and he is REEKING of that cologne you accidentally mentioned liking. Swimming in it. That stuff is impossible to get out of a supersuit.
・He's so proud of himself, though, bless his heart.
・Like with the cologne, he analyzes you and everything about you. Things you like, things you can't stand, little quirks you probably don't even realize you have - he sees all. Knows all.
・Low-key stalker-ish... but he means well, for the most part.😅
・If you work for DevTech, random gifts begin turinging up out of the blue, seemingly from an anonymous fan, labeled with just an "S". Anything from pretty flower arrangements to new accessories for your supersuit(or regular suits if you're a pedestrian), all of it is pretty and high-dollar, perfectly tailored to you.
・But of course, eventually he catches you in person and very proudly confesses. Who else could it have been but him, after all?
・That said, he does like to have a hand on you if there's other people around. A soft grip on your hip or your shoulder, just to let others know your his, and keep himself assured nobody's going to mess with you.
・ Syndrome is not a cuddly, touchy-feely person. While not adverse to the idea, he isn't going to initiate cuddle sessions or big bear hugs most of the time. Not never, but not usually. He's more of a side-hugger or a slap on the ass in passing, always followed by an evil laugh.
・He tends to get a little overstimulated if he feels he's being smothered. Being sucked into a jet turbine will do that to you.
・He does worry, on days where he's feeling unusually thoughtful, that maybe his enemies will realize that you're a weakness of his. Dealing in weapons and villainy alike, he has pissed off his fair share of powerful people; people he wouldn't put above hurting someone just to get to him. It's a scary thought - that he might slip up one day and something happen to you. He can't lose the one, single human being he actually cares for. The one, single person that sees him.
・He has obliterated a few of his guards that have looked at you the wrong way before. Never in front of you, of course, but he's lazer-blasting that hoe the first chance he gets.
・Only he gets to look at you with those eyes.
・Slightly NSFW, but Syndrome has a thing for biting. There's something about sitting back, staring at those big red spots and the little, crooked dents that only he could leave that just gets every neuron in that big, beautiful brain firing.
・That and he simply enjoys the sensation of biting things, but mostly it's a possessive thing. He thinks it's hot.
・Sticking to a similar theme, power imbalances do him in something awful. Mirage was entirely right when she said power was his weakness.
・Now, he doesn't really care WHO the imbalance is in favor of. Yes, he loves the rush that comes with being in charge. He likes being the big shot, the one in control.... but he also likes it when he isn't.
・A quick way to put him in his place is with his hair. Use that troll doll head of hair like they do in Ratatouille. Pull the right way and he'll do whatever you want. He keeps it long for a reason, after all.😉
・Back to the normal stuff, (or at least as normal as Syndrome can be), he has a hard time peeling himself away from his work. As his partner, he's going to need somebody to make him take time away. He is a man of schedules and deadlines and failing to meet them is his worst personal pet peeve. Make this boy shower and have dinner with you, he needs it.
・Weirdly, he has such easier time taking breaks for your sake than for himself. You have become a priority, and so at least some of his time every day us yours.
・If you call him while he's out causing mayhem, he will still pick up. He makes a big show about it, too, the smug bastard.
・He'll use his Imobi-ray to freeze whomever he's fighting and chitchat with you like nothing is happening. Like, he'll have Mr. Incredible or like, Voyd frozen in some ridiculous pose, still perfectly aware and listening as he answers his cell, and he's all like, "Oh, hey, honey! -Me, busy? Nah, I'm not too busy! -Hmm-? What am I doing? Are you sure you wanna know?"
・He's such an evil little dork, I swear. He just smirks and wiggles his brows the whole time he's talking to you. He'll throw in innuendo and terrible flirting just to watch the color come and go from their frozen faces.
・And as soon as he hangs up, he's back to business as usual.
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And that is all for now, folks! If you would like a part two for Syndrome, or have a particular prompt in mind for headcanons for him, feel free to send in an ask! 😘🩷
reminder that whatever sexuality & gender headcanon you have for your f/os is completely canon to me!! id love if you went in the comments / reblogs and infodumped about your headcanons :] i’d love to see it!!
Can you make headcanons of my RobotPuppy yumeship (Ruya x K1-B0) PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
Yesyesyesyesyes!!! >:3
I’ve never played Danganronpa so some of these might be a bit OOC so apologies in advance </3
K1-B0 likes head pats and forehead/cheek kisses they make him go hehe yippee wawawa wowza yahoo!!! (even tho he’s a robot… so you probably just bear a hollow thunk every time… 😔)
K1-B0 really likes cuddles :3 he holds on to you very very tightly every time you guys cuddle and feels bad if it ever gets too suffocating
K1-B0 will play with your hair all day
Err so apparently K1-B0 can’t eat but he learns how to make your favorite dish!! yippee yeah!!
K1-B0 is kinda like a little kid when you go shopping… like when your mom would leave you at the register for a bit and the cashier starts scanning your items but your mom’s not back yet? yeah… that’s him…
You attack K1-B0 with affection a lot >:3 and he doesn’t know how to handle it so he explodes /silly
K1-B0 sucks at video games, but he likes watching you play them!!
You guys are very very artsy and make each other stuff on the daily
23, 26, 28 for the f/o ask list if you're willing to answer
(I love how in love you are with the robot clown)
WWWAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH OHHHH MY GOD i genuinely was not expecting numbers in my ask box i lowkey jumped for Joy LMAO. THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON I APPRECIATE THIS DEEPLY 🩵
it is Extremely hard for me to reel myself back when it comes to. talking and. thinking about the roboclown. so please know i find this sentiment genuinely really sweet amidst my mind going cuckoo Bonkers crazy. many are fearful of my attitude towards him, but you are the world’s bravest soldier.
i neglected posting this for. a Hot minute so i could let my answers stew in my heart. but. i also wanted to procure pictures that would act as a buffer to all the embarrassing shit i’m about to spout... and executive dysfunction kicked my ass for a while. now my tablet pen is completely broken from drawing too much. yay art tax.
doesn’t really buffer much when it’s still sketchy one pixel self ship art… BUT (x10 billion. whatever. it’s my favorite conjunction. say it like philemon during that one p101 scene) feeling embarrassment will NOT kill me. and i’ve got other stuph (yes that’s PH stuff) on the to-do list that i want to see finished and decent.. soon… hopefully. idk. never trust me. unfortunately my declarations of love don’t always lead to physical content creation </3
sometimes the mere thought of him will make me stop to let a sob out into my hand. so. there’s That.
i manage to draw some part of him differently each time i make a doodle… i’m very indecisive about my design choices. i never know whether im gonna commit to the four finger armada Truth.
ANYWHO TEXT POST TIME (ignoring there’s still some images left below)
23. WINNING A PLAYFIGHT - ahaha .., now are we talking an unserious argument/verbal battle here or. something physical. because there is Much to be said about either instance...
i am DEFINITELY not making it out of any sort of intellectual exchange with him without being embarrassed or baited. it's basically what he was Built for. his jester skillsets make him a master debater, for the simple fact he can twist, mock, or justify Anything if it’s funny enough. whether i incite the banter or he incites the bickering, it all ends the same. he pulls one of these and i give up.
i could keep up for maybe.. a couple minutes before being completely outplayed. he's a Sly little bastard. too smart and too funny for his own good. i get a couple good comments in with some sheer luck, and then i’m Decimated.
now unfortunately thinking about getting in a physical altercation with him has made me so [REDACTED] that i am passed out and can no longer finish this post. goodbye.
ummm no. jk. but. um. UMMMMMMM. i will proceed with caution answering this. because. One. we’re in public. and i have been So kindly asked for my thoughts by another person here. and Two. because i can’t be summoned back to court again (the law is out to get me. for phulish misdeeds.)
i am so weak willed i am Also tapping out first in this instance. dont bother power scaling the pirate’s abilities/my real life strength against phule’s because the idea of his shenanigans leading into a scuffle. that leads into one party on top of the other,,, ohhhhhh BROTHERRRR hold me back.
there could be a Lot of scenarios in which He loses on purpose, too. so he can be cheeky about it. my sona’s like “yeahhhh come on Fight me. i need practice against clockwork strength” and from then on, there are two outcomes. phule immediately caving into an act. like “oh nooooo. how will i Ever keep up. .. oh nooooo. looks like im pinned. oh Darn.” OR. phule jumping on the chance to earn arsenal for berating…
god. oh good lord oh my God. phule employing enough force to actually show off and be like. oh you thought you were a MATCH for my superior prowess? the probably-not-even-fully-designed-for-combat MACHINE? ggggguuuuhhhhhh im not even gonna finish writing out what i wish he would say to me here you’ve just gotta SEDATE ME!!
26. FAVORITE FEATURE - DONT EVEN JOKE, LAD. DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!
i mean.. i CAN. because i’m a certified big nose enthusiast. and i fucking LOVE his nose with all my feeble heart... but. come on man. everything about phule is perfect. he’s PERFECTLY imperfect. how am i supposed to disregard everything that makes him. HIM?
like. his mustache (almost my definitive choice as well)?? his eyebrows?? his gloves??? his BELLS??? HIS PANTS??? HIS STATURE???? his entire FACIAL SCULPT??? COME ON, MAN!!!!!!! EVEN THE WAY HIS BADGE AND CLASPS KIND OF LOOK LIKE FLOWERS!!!
THE WAY EVERY PORTION OF HIS BODY ALTERNATES IN COLOR (KIND OF. THERES A SCIENCE TO IT.) TO PRODUCE NONSYMMETRICAL SYMMETRY IS SO. GRRRRRR . the colors, man. the Colors. the pattern of change has been ingrained into my mind. every portion of his design is Calculated. it’s ALL Calculated in my mind. it’s actually the most genius piece of work the universe has ever been graced with. kingsisle did something monumental with him that cannot be denied by Anyone, despite the selfish little urge i get sometimes to. roll him up into a bottle and keep him in my pocket. or to hoard him like a ballerina in a music box. explicitly sealed off for My eyes and ears (until i. hashtagCrank that thing. damn okay sorry. i’m real sorry for that one)
that’s why kane considered him a mistake, you know. cause he got MOGGED. cause he peaked with his first creation and needed to ensure nobody could tell he was working his way backwards (no offense to the rest of the armada).
he even tried to nerf phule with matching daddy issues. like… okay? congratulations, IDIOT. your plan backfired. you only made him hotter COOLER.
(which. actually. maybe kane already thought ahead on that matter. maybe he thought giving phule daddy issues would help make him “perfect” in the way he was perfect. that is a very real, very funny, and Very tragic possibility. worth mentioning for all to explore, me thinks)
switching it around on phule here, though… this question is now hard to answer in a completely different way. my first instinct is to say Hair. because phule does not Have hair, and i would sell my soul ten times over for him to play with mine. but if i dig a little deeper for an answer, i start thinking about how he’d have an affinity for.. Anything that contrasts his own body. i like to believe he enjoys noting the differences between humans and clockworks so he can store the information away in preparation for sweet little moments or. better bites and jabs LOL.
this almost makes me wanna mark his favorite feature down as Humanness... but .. that feels like a cop out. a very BROAD, non-personal cop out. that could insinuate a fascination for anything organic: from the heartbeat, to hands, to eyes, to ears. devolving into anything from the skin, to its pores, to the general existence of orifices, to. um. Well. yeah you get the gist of it.
he’s like an explorer.,, i can just picture him staring at random patches of the body with intense focus,, poking at parts and asking how it all feels while he maps out the structures.
don’t get it twisted, of course .. . he’s not naive. it’s not like. a completely dumbstruck trance where he’s like “woahhh. what’s in here. blood?” (ignoring he probably Could and Would say some stupid shit like that for Gags) it’s. inquisitive differentiation. or maybe practical distinction. to make sure he knows how best to have fun. how to mess with People better. (remembers this is a selfship post and i can outwardly use personal language) heh. to make sure he knows how to mess with… ME! better 😈
okay look i am DYING to talk about every new scene my brain is producing trying to put my characterization of him into words. but i am. STRAYING from the prompt here. like i’m picturing us comparing palm sizes. and then jumping to a scenario where organs like Lungs are his favorite, inspiring him to rile the body up so he can get close enough to hear a hiccuped breath or pulse. then im thinking about staring contests that unlock an appreciation in him for eyes and the emotions they hold. and THEN… wait hold on before i spout even more bullshit let’s focus on the staring thing.
first because i feel like bouts of silence where he just. Stares. could be common ( 25% chance he’ll break the air with either sincere flattery, an unserious comment, a rude observation, or complete deflection). and second because. im really bad with eye contact. and i think it’d be unusually breezy to hold with him, given his gaping Cavities. it definitely Wouldn’t STAY a breeze. because inevitably i would fluster and get into my own head . like ohfhhhgggff my god. what could he Ever be Thinking. stop LOOKING at me you FREAK. what could he even be SEEINGGGG (insert inevitable jokes from him. insert inevitable teasing, please and thank you. im actually asking for this directly, thanks. make me uncomfortable with eye contact, Thanks. i want to experience the Horrible feeling of being Known by him, THANKS.) … but that being said. i’d willingly lock myself in a staring contest with him for. Hours. knowing i can never win. just to Look at him. just to be poked in the eye when he’s Over it.
BWAAHHHHH ALSO PHULE AND MESSING WITH EARS… ?? nobody email or send me carrier pigeon for at least a month. i have Things to brood over.
if it wasn’t obvious already, i really like to push the organic life form x artificial life form exchange of captivation. i’m obsessed with everything robot and just KNOW he could match the opposite of my energy if he wanted to. i hold a bit space in my heart and brain for “”tsundere”” or mean aspects of phule’s personalities (especially when dealing with his more instigative side), so i want to acknowledge there’s a lot more nuance to how he’d act instead of just slapping the label of “human obsessed” onto him.
… but That aside. i should be allowed to have Fun, okay. let me project onto him some more. i promise i consider all of his complexities when trying to characterize him,,, i just so happen to Love the comfort that comes with expelling my creativity here. and making phule act silly. we’re gonna go fixation for fixation, Trust. if he’s not already a canon weirdo, then i’ll MAKE him a canon weirdo.
(he’s totally a canon weirdo)
wait a minute i got all the way here trying to answer what his favorite physical feature is, and i somehow neglected to mention the nature of my sona design?? for THIS long??? WHEN I LITERALLY MENTIONED SKELETONS EARLIER????? yeah okay whatever. he’d love matching. and you know what? we’re using present tense here. he LOVES matching. and having access to an exposed human skull he can poke around. i love picturing him trying to reassure my pirate with compliments just for him to inevitably slip in something along the lines of “i mean, i rocked the split look first... and BETTER, of course, but—”
28. MISCHIEF - WE ADVOCATE FOR MAYHEM! ALWAYS !!! i don’t think i could EVER compete in terms of tomfoolery when we’re talking THE phule here. but we are both the type to engage in silly nonsense when the opportunities present themselves. i jump to mess with my friends if i know they can handle it, so i fear the 101 companions would have to watch their backs if i had phule around to endorse more of my bullshit…
with our powers combined, we could irritate So many people.
i am (unfortunately) capable of empathy, though. and again. NO match for phule’s ability to scheme. meaning i’d have to play mediator when he’s ready to prioritize the Bit over all else. i can imagine a scenario or two where his tendencies beg i hit him with the kind of tone you reserve for a misbehaving cat.
like noooo. No. i See you. don’t you dare. don’t you DARE swipe that bottle off the counter.
phule. PHULE. NO. do NOT push ratbeard OFF SHIP— PHULE!!! NO!!!!!!!!! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
of course, having a lower threshold for misconduct means i am susceptible to his shenanigans, too. and i accept that there is no way to avoid that. i must be subjected to at least One torture method a day… a necessary tax that could probably send you over the edge if you’re not in the best mood.
and god. . .. . . God i Love the idea of that. there must be No rest for the wicked, as they say. and i knew what i was getting myself into. i would be Completely content in spite of all the suffering (more like in light of it—), so. it’s okay. don’t call phule patrol guys im where i want to be. we’re gonna be moving like this with each other
now if you’re aching for a fun new date idea to spice things up with your partner, then LOOK NO FURTHER! YOU ARE IN LUCK ! may we introduce you to.. the world’s best bonding activity for couples near and far… demonstrating to unlucky parties what it means to be menaces to society. make your relationship everybody ELSE’S problem! WOOHOO!
really man. the end all answer to this prompt is that the spiral should have never brought us together. it will not Survive to regret how wildly unprepared it is for our dynamic.
OKAY THAT’S ALL THIS POST ASKED FOR TECHNICALLY. SO. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN ANON FOR INDULGING ME!!! and thank you to anyone else who might have had the misfortune of stumbling across this. i hope you will come to accept slash forgive me for the abnormally Annoying way i have sunk my teeth into the pirate game’s jester 🩵
im so serious i can’t let go, man. they’re kind of . Lodged into the metal of him. i think i chipped one. we’re superglued into one foolish entity guys. someone help. call a doctor. or a mechanic . or. mental health professionals. or. SOMETHING.
sorry for all the music in this post... but also. no nevermind i'm not sorry. nobody asked for music, and yet i do Not care 🩵 you will ALWAYS get music. i take any excuse to phule song post. especially when the songs only have a couple phrases in them that i relate to him (see misunderstanding((cause it’s intended meaning is way too sad)) or are too obscene/romantic to outright include in his playlist (see black fireworks). i'm getting more shameless with what songs i include in there though oops.
if i didn't hit the media limit there'd be so many fucking. screenshots of lyrics and explanations down here oh my god. i never know when i'm gonna get to indulge in a public analysis so now i'm like. debating if i should swap the tunes i've already included here out for ones more expressly related to the themes of this post. that way i can keep yapping like a dumbass. every single song i’ve added has been one i distinctly remember getting stuck in my head while going about these doodles, though.
i need to stop complicating the act of posting for myself LMAO. i really try to optimize this shit like i'll Never talk again.
sneaky full page eughhhh. i never know how to crop these things. free space is my Enemy when i doodle. i Must fill it.
some of these blobs are gonna be featured with more explanation in Another post... so watch out for spoilers and PERVERSION. if you choose to look closer. goodbye for REAL now.
