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INTRO POST!! (Pls read :33)

#Intro post #yume community #yumeship #selfship #:3

Hey guys fair warning if this person follows/dms you, im 99% sure they're using ai in their work. Dont give money to people like this.

+ ^ i made no such post

boundbyfangs

As a general rule of thumb if you ever make a post that has keywords (comm, commission, "I am looking for xyz" etc etc) you'll get messages like this and followers as well. I recommend ignoring things like this and blocking them outright bc they're likely b0ts that are trying to scam you.

If you make a post about wanting to look for someone to commission or asking mutuals for commission suggestions, only really worry about your moot's responses. Never trust any random artist you've never met or spoken to previously if they approach you. Artists usually NEVER approach you first if they're legit.

A way to avoid these sorts of b0ts is try to censor those buzz words heavily!

#Yeahh.. ive gotten a few of these actually... pretty mysterious...

kirashatsungun

-•❤️Hey there, you little devils!❤️•- Got a lot going on today :) I realized my last animation project had hit a dead end, so I decided to switch to something simpler instead.

#Woah stunning :0

marionettou

PURR ???

#shu 🤝 tori #purring for no good reason #< i dunno #croissants and coffee sounds like a good reason to me

hotvampireadjacent

jewish-joy

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

#..cute 🥺

zooophagous

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

joshgrobanscock

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

letsoulswander

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

cephalopodvictorious

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

stripedroseandsketchpads

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

the-quasar-hero

I yet have to see any proof that this so-called “sex” is real and does in fact exist in our world to any tangible degree; and yet the stork exists and we can clearly observe it.

dreemurrinthenight

if y’all see this floating around: yes, it’s from me, and yes, you can find the original post on hoyolab under the same user <3

insaneinpink

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psychedelic-charm

Poor girl. I hope she's doing okay now.

rivers-and-reeds

If you have a parental f/o, please know that they will always come to pick you up when you ask. No matter how late, no matter how far, no matter the circumstances: they will always bring you home.

Whether you live together or live apart, whether they know you were out or you kept it a secret, whether this is planned or sudden, no matter what you've been doing or where you've been... all they ask is where you are, and they'll be there. Without fail, without question, every time.

Whilst you travel home, they make sure you're comfortable: they'll bring snacks and drinks if they suspect you might not have had anything in a while, lend you a towel if it's been raining, or a soft, warm blanket if it's been cold. They hand you any accommodations you might need to help stay calm or relieve pain, and they're always ready with items or stim toys they know bring you comfort.

They make the journey back as comforting and restful as they can, and after some practice, they seem to do it without even thinking about it—being considerate with you seems to come as easily as breathing, and it's painfully, wonderfully obvious how much they think about your needs through their actions.

Your parent always takes the time to talk if you want, too: if something bad has happened or they find you in tears, they softly ask what happened as they pick you up, drawing you into a hug if you want one. They're happy for you to take all the time you need to simply be with them before you start to make your way home.

If it's been a fun outing, they're thrilled to hear about it: you notice out of the corner of your eye that they're smiling whilst you talk, fondness softening their features even whilst they focus on getting you both home.

Either way, they cherish the time they get to learn about how you're doing, uplifting you in every way they know how.

And if you don't want to talk about it? That's okay too. They're happy to fill the time with how their own day went or travel back in peaceful silence. It's comfortable, easy, and their comforting, steady presence settles over you like a blanket.

When you get home, they're happy help you get back inside and make sure you're comfortable, even if you don't live together. They'll make sure you've had something to eat, get the chance to change into something cosy, and will stay with you as long as you want their company. They love getting to spend the extra time with you, no matter the circumstances.

You are worth the effort, every time. Knowing that you're comfortable enough to ask them for help when you need it—even when it's just getting a quick trip home—leaves them brimming with pride. Knowing you're back home safe and sound means more to them than words can say.

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

Twin do u wanna do an art trade..😽

I've still gotta finish that drawing of the feed the.. feed the pit guy? Almost called it into the pit.. feed the hole..? No.. anyhow, im gonna finish that one for you trust!! Im busy with artfight and stuff now but ill let you know when im free!! Also.. if its easier for you than drawing you can also make another edit in exchange if you'd like >:3 now that theres a good bit of art for my selfship >;3