May 17, 2025
F/O: I'm getting married S/I: Oh, congra- F/O, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: To you, sign here
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F/O: I'm getting married S/I: Oh, congra- F/O, slamming a marriage certificate on the table: To you, sign here
I had to
F/O: I like you
S/I: Chat is this rizz???
F/O: You just ruined it
F/O: We were having a moment
S/I: Chat am I cooked
F/O: Who are you talking to right now???
S/I: Chat clip that
F/O: Guess what I'm about to get
S/I: On my nerves?
Parental!F/O, texting S/I: Call me
S/I, texting back: Give me a few minutes I can't find my phone
Parental!F/O: Oh, okay
S/I:
Parental!F/O:
S/I:
Parental!F/O: You're a terrible child. You're killing me, S/I. You're killing your parent.
S/I: Hey everyone. I'm gay.
F/O 1: Yeah no shit
F/O 2: Easy there. Thank you for telling us, S/I, we love you.
F/O 3: Proud of you, S/I <3
F/O 4: I just hit someone with my car
F/O: What's liar backwards?
S/I: ...Rail?
F/O: Me? 🥺👉👈
Platonic!F/O: I hope a train rails you both.
F/O 1: :( S/I: are u okay? whats wrong? what happened? F/O 1: :((( F/O 1: Promise you won't be mad :( F/O 2: THEY JUST HIT ME WITH THEIR FUCKING CAR