In an AU which Tywin marries again a few years after Joanna dies, for the purpose of making his line secure with multiple sons (bc he's still a shit father to Tyrion smh). Within the first six years of marriage, Nysema gives birth to twins, and daughter, and a son. Despite how rocky their relationship was to begin with, time (aided by her success at giving him four children (three of which are boys)) softened Tywin greatly - his growing kindness and loyalty likewise softened her. Eventually they became quite the power couple, especially by the time the events of Game of Thrones come around. They're greying and grandparents, but very sexy.
(This post is subject to changes and updates as time goes on. Stay tuned for new tags and new selfships <3)
updated: 20.05.2026
Attack On Titan, Erwin Smith -> #selfships.nerwin
"He told me I belong in a churchyard. Told me I could walk away but I wouldn't get far."
Boku No Hero Academia, Toshinori Yagi -> #selfships.toshmo
"When I felt like an old cardigan under someone's bed, you put me on and said I was your favourite."
Boku No Hero Academia, Hizashi Yamada + Shota Aizawa -> #selfships.hizmo / #selfships.erasermicmo
"I swear the magnolias flashed a smile, and that's when I caught me hoping you'd stay a while."
Boku No Hero Academia, Taishiro Toyomitsu -> #selfships.taishmo
"Now he's thinking about me every night, isn't that sweet? I guess so."
Boku No Hero Academia, Rumi Usagiyama + Keigo Takami -> #selfships.nemrukei
"Still tryin' to guess the password to my Google Drive - are you obsessed with me?You wanna guess the address of the party we're at - You know you're not invited."
Demon Slayer, Kyojuro Rengoku -> #selfships.kyomo
"You don't just have to wait around. You know I keep you in my locket, just come here and we can settle down."
Red Dead Redemption 2, Arthur Morgan + Charles Smith -> #selfships.arthem / #selfships.charmo
"It feels like an eternity since I had you here with me - since I had to learn to be someone you don't know."
House of the Dragon, Harwin Strong -> #selfships.harnem
"I know that if I die, my only choice is still defending. No matter what they say my love for you is greater than their powers and their armies from above."
Game of Thrones, Sandor Clegane -> #selfships.sannem
"You're a part of me, and I'm a part of you."
Game of Thrones, Tywin Lannister -> #selfships.tynem
"Freedom comes from the call but that's not what this bitch wants, not what I want at all. I want money, power and glory - I want money and all your power, all your glory."
The Walking Dead, Daryl Dixon -> #selfships.dixomo
"I don't mind you hangin' out and talkin' in your sleep. I guess you're just what I needed."
The Walking Dead, Ezekiel Sutton -> #selfships.nemkiel
"And all at once you're all I want, I'll never let you go, king of my heart, body and soul."
Master and Commander, Jack Aubrey -> selfships.aubremo
"Have you ever wanted something so badly you cannot breathe? Have you ever loved someone madly?"
Wind Breaker, Hiragi Toma -> selfships.nemagi
"Time is passin' like a solar eclipse. See you watchin' and you blow me a kiss. It's your moment, baby, don't let it slip. Come in closer, are you readin' my lips?"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Ares -> selfships.aresyne
"He says, "Ooh, baby girl, don't get cut on my edges. I'm the king of everything and, oh, my tongue is a weapon. There's a light in the crack that's separating your thighs and if you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight"."
A Knight Of the Seven Kingdoms, Baelor Breakspear Targaryen -> selfships.dragonspear
"Although you're light & bright, You come to me like nightfall, Together, transformation."
Resident Evil, Leon S Kennedy -> selfships.leemo
"When you look at me like that, my darlin', what did you expect? I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck - or I did last time I checked."
The Hobbit, Thorin Oakenshield -> selfships.nemrin
"If I get too close and I'm not how you hoped, forgive my northern attitude oh, I was raised out in the cold. If the sun don't rise 'til the summertime, forgive my northern attitude oh, I was raised on little light."
One Piece, Sir Crocodile -> selfships.saltwater
"I can see it in your eyes, that you despise the same old lies you heard the night before and though it's just a line to you for me it's true and never seemed so right before."
"After Tywin's marriage of convenience to a Lady of the Westerlands, he had four children. It was ironic really, that the children he had with the woman he loved were of almost no use to him - while the children he had out of necessity came to be the most precious to him."
Tybolt Lannister - next in line as heir to Casterley Rock + the next Warden of the West. Was able to marry for love to a woman of the Stormlands, and has two children with her by the time the events of got come around. Is lord regent while Tywin is away at war and when he serves as Hand of the King.
Ser Tytos Lannister - younger twin to Tybolt. Serves as a high ranking member of the Lannister army. Has no interest in much other than his position in the military, skills are on par with (and sometimes rival) his half brother Jamie.
Joannah Lannister - only daughter of Tywin and his second wife. Enjoys being pampered and the luxury the riches her house brings. Much like her siblings, she inherited a very smart mind but rarely want's to use it. Is a textbook case of 'it's Joannah, everyone loves Joannah' which pisses Cersei off endlessly.
Ser Luras Lannister - youngest child of Tywin, and unwilling high ranking member of the Lannister army. Has a brilliant mind for strategy, just doesn't want to use it. Gets along exceedingly well with Tyrion, much to their father's annoyance.
