You are part of my universe when...
… you only have one sparingly-used braincell.
… no one knows your true name.
... you have a sad backstory littered with dark secrets.
... there isn’t a minute you’re not scheming.
... weather always matches your mood.
... you have to be careful what you wish for.
... you have an awful taste in men/women.
... you don’t do mundane shit. Your grocery shopping does itself.
... your handsome manservant does your grocery shopping for you.
... everyone has a knife somewhere on their person.
... your hair is always done. And when it isn’t it’s clearly Angst Time.
... you are, look, sound, or act like a witch.
... you’d make an amazing npc in a video game. You just have a natural talent for sending people on errands.
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