#semes

[thefunnytalesoftheunjust]

Asami Ryuichi The King of Semes #2

[monmonroll]

pregunta para los seme de tus OCs, a quien ukearían si no tuvieran pareja? :^

Pues ellos son los semes en si, no sabía si eran los semes de cada relación o los semes en general :”^ el resto son sukes o ukes

[konradleijon]

Which Primarchs are Ukes and which are Semes

All assessments are based on pre-Heresy personas.

Uke: Guilliman, Horus, Lorgar, Mortarion, Dealer’s Choice Missing Primarch, Perturabo, Magnus, Corax, Curze, Angron

Semme: Jaghatai Khan, Lion El Jonson, Rogal Dorn, Sanguinius, Other Missing Primarch, Alpharius, Fulgrim, Vulkan, Ferrus Manus, Leman Russ

I have reasons.

Daddy issues for Angron, Perturabo, and Mortarion (also Angron just needs a break and really who wants to be on the other end of that jackhammer), need-to-please/hero worship for Horus, Lorgar, and Guilliman, Curze just needs some loving, and Corax likes to ride on rockets. Magnus just seems as though he would appreciate the attention but maybe he’s a switch. Curze could also be a switch because I don’t think Night Haunter is anyone’s sub.

The Khan, the Lion, and the Gorgon all read like straightforward doms, Fulgrim, Sanguinius, and Dorn all want to master their arts and I can only imagine that means being more active as lovers, Leman Russ is probably the only Primarch to have ever bedded anyone which again I think means a leading role, Vulkan just seems like the kind of guy who likes making smaller guys make squeaky happy sounds, and Alpharius seems kind of seductive, but he could be a switch too.

And there you have it. The important answers to life’s big questions. Now I’m going to go hide myself from the shame of this entire thread.

[katherinediangelo]

The Uke Talk-Shortfic 1

It started when, in the gym of Karasuno, Hinata was walking, and not running or jumping around. Suga, worried, went to talk with him.

"Hinata? Are you hurt or something like that? Do you have a fever?" Asked Suga while putting his hand on Hinata's forehead.

"No Suga-san, is just my hips hurt a little, because of that stupid Kageyama" When Hinata realized what he just said, he turned red as a tomato.

"Oh? He was too rough? If you want I can give you tips for dealing with the pain" Said the setter smiling, which made Hinata start to shutter and turn even more red.

"T-t-that...A-ahm..K-kageyama and I aren't dating!!" He shouted maybe a little too loud, but luckly Kageyama didn't heard. He was busy talking to Asahi, who looked like he wanted to pass out.

"C'mon, you don't have to deny it, everybody knows, just as everybody knows that Daichi and I are dating. But, did you guys use protection?" He asked while patting Hinata on the head.

"W-w-we...Yes, we did, Kageyama is always making sure to don't forget anything" In this moment, Yamaguchi appered on Hinata's side.

"What are you guys talking about?" He asked, making Hinata jump in surprise.

"Oh, Hinata has a pain in his hips because Kageyama was too rough with him last night" Suga said casually, while Hinata got really really red.

"Ah, I think I have some painkillers in my bag, do you want some? It's pretty good" Yamaguchi said smiling.

"WHAT IS GOOD??" Nishinoya asked/shouted appering behind them.

"The painkillers that I have, they are good aren't they?" Yamaguchi asked, picking up his bag.

"Oh yeah, they are super! Hinata you are hurt yeaah? Kags went fast?" Nishinoya teased him.

"W-wait, are you guys ukes too?" Hinata asked, genuinely confused about the whole talk.

"Well, Daichi can't really wait" Suga replied, giving a little sigh.

"Tsukki likes to be the dominant...And I don't really mind..." Yamaguchi said blushing. Nishinoya looked at the ground for some time, then lifted his head.

"....Well...Ok, the truth is that Asahi is a demon in bed" Nishinoya said and everyone jaw dropped.

"WHAAAAAAAAT??" Hinata asked/yelled.

The talk continued, until Daichi called them. The next pratice, they were talking about their semes and things like best position.

One day, Hinata accidentaly talked about it with Kenma, and he wanted to join in the talk.

Three days after, everybody was at Suga's house, and when I say everybody, it is really everybody. Akaashi, Oikawa,Kenma, Yaku, every uke that they know, talking about the semes, positions, condoms and things like that.

It was born then, the Uke talk.

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So this is a little thing that I wanted to share with you guys..There will be more, even if no one gives likes or things like that, because it’s funny. But, if you think it was worth for, please give a like, and thank you!

[manifestoonmoralmanlove]

Which one is the seme?

A fan of my blog clued me in on a couple of quizzes.  While it is all in Japanese it’s not too hard to figure out the gist for those of us who are total idiots when it comes to the language.

I got a 70 on the quiz! GO ON TRY TO BEAT ME! I DARE YOU!

[la-werca]

este es el megor regalo que podrian dar

[noda-megumi-chan]