Crocodile/Miss Valentines Day for the rare pair thing!!
Crocodile isn’t much of a sweet tooth but Miss Valentine’s lemon chocolates could turn anyone into a chocoholic
Boyfriend privileges include free samples whenever he likes even if it’s inconvenient for her
Miss Valentine will sit sprawled out delicately in his lap to establish dominance as the “real” alpha female (not Miss Sunday) during Baroque Works meetings
Unfortunately, Miss Valentine’s laugh removes ten days from Crocodile’s life span every time he hears it but it doesn’t take much for her to laugh
Part of their song and dance, if you know what I mean ;) is to pretend their strangers at a bar and Crocodile’s buying her a drink but he always orders exactly what Miss Valentine asks for prior to their outing,