#sent me

[just-your-average-robloxian]

ok so i just left hq. i'm at the iron cafe rn and my hands are shaking as i type this. a lot just happened.

basically, there were a whole bunch of guys in hq who wanted to kill me for some reason but i managed to bonk em with that superball i found near the stage at vipcon.

and then when i got to the top floor, there was this shirtless wrestler guy there next to a bunch of kids, who had apparently beaten up john flippin shedletsky. the kids were gonna fight me so i had to bonk them with the superball too (don't worry they're fine i checked)

after the kids ran away, shedletsky gave me a wooden sword and a flippin quest. he said that the illumina had been stolen, and that i needed to find builderman and that his fate was in my hands.

then he told me that i needed to go to roadtown all the way in mt blackrock and go find the ice dagger. like the actual ice dagger. from the myths.

im not an rpg protagonist im not cut out for this

[misspettylabelle]

-me rising from the dead jus to see who caught the bouquet 😭😭😭💀💀💀

[lyrebirds-are-liars]

'Im the mascot of an evil corporation'

[misspettylabelle]

SON WHEN I TELL YOU IM WHEEZIN😭😭😭😭

[blessedbrick]

Had a whole nightmare about visiting a friend who had an animal hoarding situation going on and mentioned something about their cat having fleas

The cat I'd just been holding had fleas

I left pretty quickly after that and checked my clothes, hair, brushed through my bunny's fur three times with a flashlight to make sure none had found him. I only found one on my sleeve and crushed it. When I looked up the type of flea the article I found said "this is the hardest type of flea to get rid of, good luck lol."

This should give you an idea of how my nightmares usually go. My animals are ALWAYS in the back of my mind

[persistent-whimsy]

Bro is lost in the sauce, I am cackling. Is it good, boi???

[phovaries]

“poor darcy. what agonies he must be suffering.”

average darcy moment at the function:

[maxcore]

"We call him the best sensor in the car. Don't tell him." - Mekies about Max