Short Sentence Prompts
just some prompts inspired by things my classmates (and teachers) have said
1. “Is that ramen?”
2. “I’m good; I have popcorn”
3. “I’m struggling.”
4. “Do I feel left out? Uh, yeah, a little bit.”
5. “I need to pass this test or I’m gonna fail.”
6. “They’ll just have to wait.”
7. “Put another f*cking melon in my ranch, and I will kill you.”
8. “I have a fun fact about wallpaper.”
9. “Oh it goes ding, not ding ding, but ding”
10. “I’m celebrating the Christmas goblins”
11. “Will you hush? You’re not glowing!”
12. “I’m more right than you’re right.”
13. “If you think about it, everyone who has cancer has looked at the moon. The moon is giving us cancer!”
14. “You’re not getting any more snacks from me.”
15. “Super Festive mitocondria.”
16. “I always say stupid things.”
17. “Being adult is HAAAAARD!”
18. “And I’m basically Gerard Way.”
19. “I accidentally keep triggering [name]”
20. “I will serenade them with my Jamaican accent”
21. “I keep accidentally complimenting [name].”
22. “You have a crush on everyone, GET OVER IT!”
23. “No gang signs please.”
24. *gasp* “I’m a bridge! Woah!”
25. “You need to wear invisible ink all over your body ... shit thAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT”
26. “You look like shit but your boobs look great.”
27. “Wait there’s a lady involved now I really want to know.”
28. “let’s not use the term kill yourself”
29. “When I have a kid I’m gonna get them light up frozen crocs”
30. “A fidget spin a day keeps the happiness away”
31. “Alright boys lets get vegan”
32. “We’re a power couple. She whips, I nay-nay”
33. “Two beds, one for you, one for your drug dealer.”
34. “BANANA TREE RIGHTS! NOW!!!”
35. “I’m gonna punt you home.”
36. “You look like a mess. I’m gonna need my shirt back though.”
37. “Where’s my trash flower?”
38. “Can you stop dying please? Gosh!”
39. “Can I put an antenna in my head?”
40. “Are these my pants”
41. “I was like 10, and I decided, ‘i LikE cOloRS’”
42. “That was aggressively a Civics book.”
43. “Clearly, as you can tell, I have no clue what you’re talking about.”
44. “If I burn myself I’ll turn blue.”
45. “Dude your antenna is pretty dope.”
46. “You look like a snapchat filter, and not a good one.”
47. “I wanna train pigeons”
48. “you make no sense, but I love you.”
49. “I smuggled maple syrup from Canada”
50 “Get in my pocket”
51. “Phroughschtiegh the Snowgenderless Person.”
52. “He's old but he's not dead”
53. “I love reading amazon reviews when I’m bored…”
54. “I'm going to make a person!”
55. “The entire third row has overdosed.”
56. “Are you one of [name]’s fake friends? I’m one of their real friends!”
57.“Boom roasted”
58. “That’s unfortunate”
59. “You look like a prostitute because of your eyelashes”
60. “We’re working on cheating”
61. “Mmmmm battery acid yum”
62. “You guys are a bunch of idiots”
63. “The second you said incorrect I knew I was wrong.”
64.“Toss me the hit stick!”
65.“This is the one where the main character got-dies.”
66. “[Name] is an uneducated number line child”
67.“Whale Fact”
68. “Dude that’s gnarly.”
69. “That’s a Thursday topic.”
70. “I think I’m getting a printer for Christmas.”
71. “What the hell, Rudolph?”
72. “I’m practicing my I statements”
73. “It's a potato”
74. “Meat potato.”
75. “You need emotions and feelings, and that comes from death!”
76. “They’re the kid with the Christmas Goblins
77. “Technically Cannibalism is legal”
78. “If you think about it, everyone who has cancer has looked at the moon. The moon is giving us cancer!”
79. “There’s no I in team except in french”
80. “...and spanish”
81. “This isn’t rocket science… oh wait, it kind of is…”
82.” HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY JOY HAPPY JOY E-I-E-I-O”
83.”Why’d you leave your legs there!”
84. “That’s called communism!”
85. “It’s all a mental cow?”
86. “Vandalism is my new religion”
87. “STOP BEING REDUNDANT IN YOUR REDUNDANCY! THAT’S MY THING”
88. “I once bit into the side of a cow. Don’t ask”
89. “LANDBOAT”
90. “He’s like a DVD player, you have to hit it to make it work”
91. “Pushing and shoving isn’t recommended ... it’s highly encouraged”
92. “EW DON’T SPILL THE JUICIES ON ME YOU TURD-BLOSSOM!”
93. “Well that’s a twist of the plot.”
94. “If they can’t use the fingers, they can’t make the other people dead!”
95. “Cue!”
96. “Deprescial”
97. “MY SPECIMENS”
98. “sourceses”
99. “[Name] believes in the Chizmiz Gobins”
100. “is that ramen is expanding”
