Me and Rebekah and the cracky Johnlock that ensues
Shwoopy loopy bored
JOOOOOOOOHN. I’m bored. :C –SH
I like suits.. –JM
VWORP VWORP VWORP VWORP VWORP
And then Jim molested Sebastian.
Hello Sweety –RS”
READ ONLY IF YOU WANT TO HAVE SADS:
He stepped to the edge of the hospital roof. The world bustled about underneath him; unassuming. Except for just one man, his only friend in the world. “Goodbye, John.” He tosses away the phone. He thinks he sees John scream his name. And suddenly he’s falling, falling, falling, down, down, down.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Sebbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bring the knife <3 –JM
Pewpewpewpew
BwaTCHAAAAAAA
I am sexy.
Indeed you are *wink wink*
BBY TAEK ME NAO
-Commence le sexy times-
<3
<infinity
I want to do a fanfiction where Moriarty is a demon bound into a human form and he took over a dude named Richard Brook. And he’s trying to cause as much chaos as possible before his physical body expires. xD
And he gets strangely attached to Moran.
YES
Oh by the way, Sherlock in my fic tried to cut off his wings when he was 12 :D Mycroft found him.
;n;
It will also be one of the only times Sherlock ever cried :D
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
“I was so alone and I owe you so much.”
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
THIS IS NOT AKLLOWED REBEHJAKLH”
John, I think I’m FALLING for you! –SH
Sherlock, stop. –JW
Thsat is okashy8
SHURELAWK DAWNT BE DED
OK I WILL TRY MY VURY BEST
LIKE NO ONE EVAR WAZ
TO NOT FALL IZ DA REEL TEST
TO LIVE LAWNG IS MY CAWZ
As Sherlock and John stared into each other’s eyes in a very, very heterosexual fashion…
And by heterosexual I mean GAY
They also had very heterosexual sex with each other.
And then Sherlock jumped off a building.
;n; and john descended into a deep dark hole of depression. He couldn’t function without his Sherlock. He never told the man how he felt. How he really felt. And he regretted it every moment. Even up until his finger was on the trigger. Up until the tears had stopped flowing as he raised the pistol to his head. And it carried on as the sound of a single gunshot echoed throughout the flat.
This… I… I know you’re still not there. –JW
[Message not received]
And I know you never will be. –JW
[Message not received]
So I… it still feels, at least a little, like you’re still here when I text this number. –JW
[Message not received]
This is the last time I’ll ever text you. –JW
[Message not received]
I just… before I go, there’s something I want to say. –JW
[Going where? John… John, I’m here.]
You were the best thing that ever happened in my life. –JW
[You were too, John; don’t do this. Please don’t do this.]
I… you were the only man I’ve ever loved. And it took seeing you dead on concrete to even realize that. –JW
[John, I love you too, I love you so much. Please don’t go, don’t go.]
I wish I had realized this before… maybe you wouldn’t have jumped. –JW
[I’m still here…]
But at least now… now maybe I can see you again. –JW
[Please don’t do this, John, I’m still here. I love you. I love you please don’t do this.]
Goodbye, Sherlock. –JW
[Message not received]
Seb, I think I’ve won the sad-off.
Indeed
-molests face-
I really want to rewrite the Reichenbach scene where Sherlock is talking to John but in annoying-facebook-girl text
DO IT PLEASEEEEEEEEE
I’ll have to rewatch it first :L
oTL
But I shall
And you will be the first to read it
Chris go away
YAY
SHERLAWK NO DON’T JUMP
BUT JAWN I CAN DOO IT I HAV WINNGZZZ
SHERLY WHY DIDN’T YU TEL MEE
BECUZ DEN YU WOODNT LUV ME
SHURELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK
I WAS FIVE-EVER ALAWN AND I O U SHO MAWCH
LOL JK IM AKTULY ALIVEEEE LOLZ GOT YU
OMG SHERLOCK –PUNCH-
JAWN WHY
SHERLAWK HAVE SECKS WIF ME NAO
BUT JAWN MAH FACE HERTZ
FUCK. ME. NAO.
AHHH OKI DOKI JAWN –LE SEXY TYMEZ-
3 DAYS LATER
OW
<3
AND THEN YACOB CAME IN N SED OH HEY GUISE WHUTZ UP PR0N
AND THEN YACOB WAS LADY GAGA AND ASCENDED TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTANCE
JAWN DA FUQ WUZ DAT
DA ONRY FUQQING I WANT IS U WIF ME
HAHA OH JAWN UR SO FUNNEEEEE
And then they had secks
Again
Five everf
I’m sexy and u no it
Wiggl wiggl wiggl wigll wiggl
B00bies
Jawn stop petting mah man b00bzzzz
I like your skull. And by skull I mean fiesta!dicks.
Tanks. I like m ah fiesta!dicks too
I lav geothebio
Yeh. Hey jawn. Jawn. Jawnny. Jawn. Jawwwwwnnn. Jawn. Jawn. Jawn gess wut.
WAT.
I wuv u moar den da hed in da fridg
Awwwww <3
Hey whanna go call adnerson a doosh?
Yesssssssssss al wais its so romantic shurlawk Oh thnkz. Its kinda like a date. I meen im not gay.
Im not either lets hav dinnr
Y wood I hav dinnr if im nawt hungary
Buit im thilrsty fooorr moonshiiline!!!