#seo scam

[futurebird]

POTAATO

Oh wow someone (on Tumblr with four accounts) is selling (?) this clearly excellent guide to growing potatoes.

POTAATO

(wave it over the soil and coax the roots into existence. Then you have a plant. This plant will grow illogically. At some point it will send you an email. )

For some reason we're slowly replacing the whole internet with this.

This is being promoted on four different tumblr accounts.

www.tumblr.com/damasaknjigama

www.tumblr.com/littlestarwithoutsky16

www.tumblr.com/itsfazee

www.tumblr.com/yumitsukiyoru

Some of the images on these accounts are pure nightmare fuel:

everyone in unison: "Hello, Neighbor. Did you bring something to place in the HOLE?"

You did not bring anything. Silently you are handed a shovel. Time to make the hole bigger.

We've been having a lot of fun with this over on mastodon.

This is the BEST response ever. Perfect comment for this. No notes.

[invictusseocopywriting-blog]

How to Spot a SEO Scam Within Seconds

There are three ways to spot a SEO scam right away:

1. There will be a caller. Google does not make sales calls, cold calls or anything of the sort, unless they’re selling AdWords. According to Pinnacle Advanced Online Marketing, a reputable marketing firm and online marketing guru, “Google does not cold call businesses to sell them search engine positioning.”

2. The caller will say they are affiliated with Google, or are a partner of Google’s. This is simply not true, and Google will tell you this themselves. In fact, they do, on their very own site. According to Google, “Internet Local Listings is not affiliated with Google, Yahoo!, Bing or any other search engine.” So, there you have it.

3. The caller will guarantee first page results. See above for why this is not true.

So, what’s an alternative to SEO? 

[marketsign]

Sad but true, SEO scams can easily be found through-out the online marketing industry in UK or AU, even in Mainland China. 7 common SEO scams were listed but, are they common in HK?

Check it out: Se7en SEO Scams (Vol. 1) <- Written in Chinese (TC)