Mar 12, 2021
Serena: I like people who are environmentally aware.
Jade, pointing out the window: That’s a cloud!
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Serena: I like people who are environmentally aware.
Jade, pointing out the window: That’s a cloud!
Jade, holding up a cat: stinky!
Serena: No!! Don‘t be mean!!!
Jade, swaying it back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
Serena: No!!!!!!!!!
Erik, not looking up from eating cereal: naughty boy, idiot cat
Serena, distraught: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
Gay friend groups be like: *reborn Luminary* *blue thief boi* *blond Healer* *Martial arts princess* *entertainer extraordinaire* *hero of heliodor*
Jade, drunk, pointing at Serena: That‘s my girlfriend, suckers!
Serena: Your Wife, Jade.
Jade: My wife! Even better!
Serena: *plucks the strings on her harp*
Serena: I love you... BITCH!
Jade: ohmygod
Serena: *plucks the strings on her harp again*
Serena: I ain’t never gonna stop loving you... BITCH!
Jade: You cannot make everyone like you. You are not Serena.
Serena: Not everyone likes me.
Jade: Who doesn‘t like you?!
Serena: Jade-
Jade: Names, Serena, give me their names
Serena: Shall I compare thee to a summer‘s day?
Jade:
Serena: Too hot! Hot damn
Jade: What are you doing?
Serena: Oh just smelling some flowers
Jade: Hah you‘re so weird
Jade, mumbling to herself: God i wish I was that rose.
Serena: What?
Jade, panicking: I SAID YOU‘RE GROSS!