#sereniisms

[fromdusk-toausra]

🌀

🌀 for a wrong number text

[TEXT]: Hey Sarika, I know you don’t know me well, but it looks like your sister’s number got deleted out of my phone. I was hoping you could maybe text it to me? Sorry for the bother. 

[TEXT]: Oh! Oops...hi! 

[sahir-al-nahyan]

❓

❓ for me to chose randomly + 👼 for an apology text

[TEXT]: It occurs to me now that last night I might have texted you thinking you were someone else. Sorry about that. 

[TEXT]: I have a bad habit of not always putting names with numbers in my phone. So I’m not actually really sure who this is. Sorry about that too. 

[TEXT]: Not really sure what else to say here, but since the internet doesn’t really work texting seems to be the only thing my phone is good for anymore. So...how’re you?

[sasha-volkov]

🍹

🍹 for a drunk text

[TEXT]: I just wan you to kown, I’m stil mad abot the whole princesss thing. 

[TEXT]: I meaan really, I wold have been les mad if you hadnt lie. Like, it woodnt have ben that big of a deel maeby.

[TEXT]: But aslo, there is Vodka, so that hleps. Nad if youuwanted t come to my room, I culd mayb forgive yuo fr a night. Myabe.

[rebelwithacausesolveig]

🤭

🤭 for an awkward text 

[TEXT]: This might be a little awkward, but your room is next to mine and I think the maids got our laundry mixed up when they returned it. 

[TEXT]: Your panties are cute, but I would like mine back. 

[eamono-rourke]

🤔

Text: do you ever wonder whether Bigfoot is just a guy with some pituitary issues who hides out of embarrassment?

Text [2 hours later]: shit, sorry, I was really high and my sister was talking cryptids again.

[princeromanov]

❓

Text: I’m fucking fucked right now. How did I even get your number in my phone?

[stella-mayne]

Gladiolus

Gladiolus: What’s one time your character has stuck to their morals and convictions?

While assisting an executive pastry chef, in the beginning stages of her career, Zoey was instructed to ignore ingredient substitutions as it “compromises the integrity of a recipe.” However, Zoey thoroughly disagreed and couldn’t work under him for much longer after he’d said that; aware that substitutions are made for several reasons- none of which should be up to her or anyone else’s discernment- other than the person requesting the substitution. Especially where someone’s health or religious practices are concerned. 

[beep-beep-fucking-meow]

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FUCKING THIRTEEN OF YOU.

MAYBE I NEED TO MAKE THESE GREETING POSTS MORE OFTEN.

KARKAT VANTAS AT YOUR METAPHORICAL NOT-SERVICE, AND UNLESS ANY OF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED TO GET SOME NIGHT-BREAKFAST WITH ME, I’M ABOUT TO VANISH FOR COUPLE OF HOURS.