Ghido's amazing discovery (about themsevles!) 🪺
My Ghido technically can reproduce by parthenogenesis... welp, they 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 never had an actual partner before soooo when those morons found out they were preggs their first though was "ah yeah, our body finally decided to use that lil' feature 🤔", because of course there's no way it was a result of them being way too cuddly with their volcanic chicken mc-minion, no sir~ 😬
They where... flabbergasted, and remained in shook for hours... this little revelation went nuclear on their pride and burn far more than anything Godzilla ever threw at them HAHA
After that and for a good while they kinda convinced themselves that Juanito was just gonna "grow out" of that appearance and become more Ghido-like (they had a whole discussion about how that just a darker shade of gold, and that they're goint to grow more horns and those beaks don't reaaally look that beaky, etc).
Eventually, between being delulu and actually loving their baby, they just embraced their little dumpling... but alsoooo keep praying the next ones are a bit more on their side of family in the looks department.
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