#sergeantjerk

[eclecticxdetour]

Title: Happenstance Pairing: Aleks/James Word Count: 3535 Rating: 18+ Warnings: established relationship, oral sex, hand jobs, fluff and smut, present tense Spoilers: none Disclaimer: I don't know or own any of these people. This is a product of my imagination and I thought I would share. Summary: James always just happens to be up whenever Aleksandr gets home from a night out with their friends. A/N: Great inspiration taken from this NSFW art

He's usually still awake when Aleks has had his fill of socializing. He was never waiting for Aleks to get home before he went to bed; he had a Battle Royale addiction to feed and videos to record. With so many of their daylight hours dedicated to Cow Chop, he was often up late managing his personal channel. It was just coincidence that he was always up when Aleksandr got home. Really, he wasn't waiting.

[codependentsamanddean]

Sam still holding onto the blanket that he slept with as a baby, tying it around his neck as a cape, bouncing off every couch in the apartment, every curb around the parking lot, and every bench in the diner. it pisses John off a bit, Sam drawing attention to them, but Dean loves it. loves seeing that kid smile, loves seeing that kid have fun, loves seeing that kid be a damn kid for a change. Sam wears the cape because he wants to be a superhero, wants to save people and to Dean, Sam is already.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Jess

you think it’s okay to come here and leave me this just like that when I’m already emotional bc of my fic

no it’s not

go sit in the corner

[evakparallels]

@codependentsamanddean  replied to your post: @codependentsamanddean replied to your post “legit 

I'd say that i like to vary! depends on the mood

oh you like to switch? well tbh, switching is best. sometimes you want to bat, sometimes you want to catch.  makes perfect sense to me.  and im down. 

@nursedean  replied to your post: “@codependentsamanddean replied to your post “legit when I read “are...”:

Omg and now I just found out which one of my mom's tops and bottom ��

are you having flashbacks to the hotel room in minncon? *snickers*              

@sergeantjerk  replied to your post:“@codependentsamanddean replied to your post “legit when I read “are...”:

I'll follow you anywhere.

*plays death cab for cutie softly in the background while making heart eyes at you*

[evakparallels]

@codependentsamanddean replied to your post “legit when I read "are you just a top blog", I thought they meant like...”

tell them you are my top hehhheheheh

LMAO... so you like being a bottom is that it?  are you a power bottom? or just a needy, pls give it to me bottom?? 

@nursedean replied to your post “legit when I read "are you just a top blog", I thought they meant like...”

You are fucking awesome everywhere!

ALLISON IM GONNA PINCH YOUR CHEEKS.  you’re too nice. //plsssss

@sergeantjerk replied to your post “legit when I read "are you just a top blog", I thought they meant like...”

I also read it that way, lol. but you are the cutest trashcan I've ever seen. you must've bedazzled it because you sparkle and shine, karri

this is life goals tbh, to be considered a bedazzled cute trashcan.  i aim to please.  thank you for loving me through thick and thicker waste. 

[evakparallels]

@sergeantjerk  replied to your post: “@codependentsamanddean  replied to your post: @codependentsamanddean…” :

*gets out lighter and sings along* also @nursedean I too am shocked by the mom’s but I can’t look away

hahaha, you guys are killing me. there’s a pic of your guys’ moms on a bed in a compromising position.  i might have to dig it up. lmao.   

@nursedean  replied to your post:“@codependentsamanddean  replied to your post: @codependentsamanddean…”:

Yes I am. And it’s going to be intensified by 10x since I’m actually scaring a room with the two of you for a week.

and you’ll be our photographer all weekend. i am overjoyed. just make sure to capture my good side. i wanna look good for our childrens.  also, i’ll try to keep lullys quiet at night, but she likes to be loud in bed. 

[codependentsamanddean]

Awww Jess you make me emotional when you talk like that! Thank you so much for the support, I really appreciate it!

[codependentsamanddean]

sergeantjerk replied to your post: Hey Jess @sergeantjerk do I still need to convince...

I GOTTA BUY MY TICKET FIRST. IM GONNA GET IT THIS WEEKEND. patience, young grasshopper.

YOU DO THAT

[codependentsamanddean]

sergeantjerk replied to your post: are you married? i thought you liked to nun your...

Lullys what is that shirt, lol

HEY

it’s a PJ’s and it’s a very cute one!

got it at Target