Me: oh hey, a funny little movie about modern vampires thats full of artistic shit, sounds... interesting... and--
Only Lovers Left Alive:
My bisexual ass:

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Me: oh hey, a funny little movie about modern vampires thats full of artistic shit, sounds... interesting... and--
Only Lovers Left Alive:
My bisexual ass:
viktor hargreeves is so pretty. every time he appears on the screen i just go full heart-eyes.
Hi, can we just talk about how- I don't know- EVEN AFTER THREE YEARS, KRISTOFF STILL MAKES THIS FACE WHEN ANNA KISSES HIM?! And it's just a peck! Like he's so in love with her that with a simple peck, she can elicit this reaction and I just can't.😭
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me, trying to go back to sleep:
My brain: I would absolutely suck Lucien's dick, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk
Me:
Brain: I kinda want him to pull my hair?? But like not enough to *hurt* just extra feeling idk
Me: Can you not
Me:
Brain: 😩💜 Lucien pinning me against a walllll
Me: should I just get up or
Seriously 4:30 am to 6:30 am has been Thirsty Brain Hours and I just
an addition to things that are happening:
-FISH DADS
-FISH DADS
-FISH DADS
-that is all
I am dyingggggg over these 😂🤣 couldn’t resist taking some screencaps from the hilarious video @voightsgirl did — too funny!
Yeah I’m sure if I had an occasional lover I’d have a kid with him, go on a run with him, share a house with him, break up then get back together with him to then have another kid with him. Ugh God help me, but at least this show is over.
I mean who doesn't, right? I'd do all that with my platonic co-worker who happens to be my occasional lover. Totally normal.
does anyone have any tips for watching tv and movies with adhd?