#seriously. why

[dragonpyre]

"Oh, we're not allowed to discuss our salary"

Why

[elaienar]

why has tumblr combined the "reblog" and "see reblogs" buttons. i understand these look like similar concepts on paper but in reality the impulse to see what people are saying is totally different from the impulse to say something myself

[molekel]

Strasky and Herber at their jobs (just kidding, they are probably spreading the newest gossip)

[mycroftrh]

my cisdudes. my guys. my bros

If you wish to pee standing up - and I assure you, I understand the urge! - there are many remarkable modern inventions designed specifically to facilitate this activity. These include, but are not limited to, the urinal and the raisable toilet seat, both of which are provided for your convenience in nearly all modern facilities!

Thanks to these amazing innovations, you need never again splatter piss all over the toilet seat! Ah, the wonders of technology.

[catnpc]

why is that hot dog snapchat filter a meme

[meretbannerman]

leave it to me to get sick on vacation 🫠

[iliketohavesexwithrobots]

there is a single-page blank pdf made last year on my computer that is titled "sex_pressure.pdf" and i have no information about it.

from a computerfucking standpoint that would be almost hot, in a mysterious way,

but also annoying in a "just tell me how you feel instead of this noncommital bullshit flirting" way,

but mostly it's confusing in a "why the fuck is there a blank pdf called Sex Pressure on my computer" way.

[brainrotdotorg]

why the fuck can i send myself asks

damn bitch you act like i should know