#serv:hc

[chubfan135]

*guy who's been basically inactive for half a year* yeah i'm gonna be taking a break for a bit. i'm grieving. yes it's about i.mpulse in the new podcast episode. yeahhh it's gonna be a while. sorry.

[chubfan135]

First time joining @cupofmysteriousfluid's weekly drawpile! Super fun & welcoming, my hand kind of hurts because I'm rusty at drawing but I'm happy with the result! I am rotating fat x.B in my brain like a fish in a too-small bowl at all times (most recently in this post), so naturally I had to draw him 😋

Full image below the cut, tits are out and the bits are covered... but not clothed, though. :3

Fat fucking fishhhhh my beloved.

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C.onvex in vex form should be the size of the actual mob, so when they go on a carnivorous rampage they can look like my prev rebloggermelon afterwards... Tiny airborne humanoid creatures drifting around barely able to fly weighed down by a belly several times thheir size hghshfhfh. AND it's swaying and sloshing from their movements.

They could just turn back into player size and that amount of food wouldn't even be visible but they don't wannaaaa, they're freaks like that 🥰

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Will add transcript later (if i don't someone bully me) but ougjghfbfb this clip from the start of T.ango's Taunting Warden's stream...

Hate that the conversation got cut short when he went in to smack S.kizz with the spear at that exact moment. I wanna know what zupa toscana & pecan pie did to your stomach! Was it loud was it painful were you bloated were you full of cheese and had no idea what day it was (iconic T.ango tweet, i'm always saying this). Come on, stop spitroasting S.kizz and spill! I.mpulse clearly wanted to know too, since he was asking the question

[chubfan135]

Ok ok it's fucking hot ones time. Liveblog thread in case anything fun happens (there's food involved so I WILL find something to be normal about)

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They're doing hot ones again at the charity thing this weekend... I.mpulse you're running this so I am taking your face between my hands locking eyes with you speaking directly into your soul: Let. J.oehills. play. from the start. We all saw how casually Joe shrugged off the final 2 wings last time, but I want to watch the buildup!

I want every other participant to tap out, faces red and dripping from the heat, looking up from the relief of that first sip of milkshake— and having their jaw hit the ground in shock and amazement because there goes J.oe Hills from Spiceville, Tennessee, cool as a cucumber and twice as green, adding a dollop of sauce n°6 onto chicken wing n°9 because the flavour mix is just so nice (& he's showing off at this point, it's so fun to see the former POEPOE people be flabbergasted by him in person after only being able to imagine it during their chases)

I want them to all get curious, get impatient, mix the hottest sauces together in the hopes of extracting spice-inflicted sweat and tears out of our silly Southern hero. Donations start to roll in, promising matched or double numbers if they keep going until Joe breaks, until they find what kind of chicken can conquer The Guy Who Conquered Death.

In the end, it's not the spice that forces Joe to quit. It's his stomach, suddenly protesting its contents of over double the amount of chicken everyone else had (plus the carbonation from two large sodas and the small beer he'd chugged off-camera as prep) with a long loud warning groan that he's sure the streaming mics picked up.

His digestive issues usually play nice with chicken, so he should be fine to continue the event. But he could really do with a sit-down... Maybe a lie-down. Something away from the cameras, that's for sure— his trademark fitted green tank top was not designed with a gut this full in mind, and the hiccups he usually gets when eating spicy food are no doubt going to jostle his gut right out from the (relative) modesty of his shirt.

Ohhh shit the streams have started I will resume this thought later maybe. But uuuh. Yeah. 😳.

[chubfan135]

Some thoughts on H.ermits & feederism:

As with all my headcanons these can be bent or flipped or discarded at any time depending on what dynamic I'm in the mood for... But here's what I've got!

Detailed explanations below 👇

Feeder: K.eralis is the only one that makes me go "this man loves to fatten his partners up and is 100% a lover of good food and drinks, but gets nothing out of overeating himself." He is perfect feeder material for so many reasons, don't even get me started he's SUCH a specific kind of service top. I have got to write some x.Bralis feederism because that dynamic is also something special oughhh. Um. Anyway.

Fat Admirer (self-lovable): also known as "into bigger bodies, might even consider themselves feeders, haven't quite realized (or accepted) that themself gaining weight is also an option". The H.ermits in this category can be loosely grouped together into:

"Feeder" in denial: B.dubs, G.em.

Oblivious: S.kizz, & to some extent R.en (he's also in denial a bit)

Would probably be extremely open to exploring this side of the kink, but they're far too stressed / tired/ busy to get into all that right now (for the love of god someone take care of them): T.ango, Joe.

Switch: could go either way depending on the scene, the partner, the mood... Or in W.els' case (sorry W.els*), i don't know enough about them orz.

*Stuffing in armor is a fascinating concept though, as is an enemies-to-stuffers dynamic with H.elsknight. Hmm...

Feedee, (love)handle with care: this one's for the internalized fatphobia havers (I.mpulse, G.rian), the stat-loving health nuts (X.isuma), the ones with an ego who need to be brat-tamed into accepting their own softer side (D.oc, also G.rian a bit), and F.alsesymmetry (jock-to-chub but also it's F.alse so like. Handle With Care is implied).

F.alse & R.en have a whole character arc to go through before they can belong to the next category, a.k.a:

Mutual stuffer/gainer: People who want to eat good and be in good company while they do it, or just bring their partners along for the ride. H.ypxb are here because of that thing I wrote ages ago about them having a cute date at the P.ixelpulse noodle shop, B.eef is here because he's like if K.eralis was hornier about food (and also. Bear.), J.evin's just happy to be here, and P.earl is in this category because she's waiting for G.em and also I think my mc skin and hers should kiss. and give each other belly rubs.

don't look at me 😳

Finally we have the Feeders! Pure gluttons who don't need the encouragement of a partner, they'll happily grow themselves solo for the love of the chub. Z.edaph is enthusiastic while J.oel is more of a tsundere about it, but both are firmly in this box; while M.umbo bounces between this category & being an oblivious-type Fat Admirer who himself is already fat (in which case C.onvex or P.earl or even a G.rian post-character development could help him figure it out).

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Spears are the best addition to the game because every time one of my block guys (in this instance C.ub) starts talking about the new enchantments all I can hear is Lunch.

"Yeah I just got Lunch III on my spear" ah yes, the natural evolution of hobbitkind's second breakfast: the m.inecraft spear-wielder's triple lunch ✨ Made even better by the fact that spear lunges deplete your hunger bar, so everyone's complaining about needing to eat after playing around with the new features... Fuck they probably would need Lunch III to recover from jousting around.

If/when they put together a spear minigame on HC I'm going to be so very normal about the post-game feasts they will definitely have 😊