deep cuts: @ourfag drew excellent showstopping art for this past summer's reverse big bang (not going to hotlink it here!)
but at some point, I wanted to let them know what kind of outfit I imagined Ed having at the beginning of the fic, before he starts shredding his clothing in his escape attempts. unfortunately I literally hit my peak in MS Paint. therefore.
to which ourfag could only reply.
Hi my name is Edward Black'beard Kraken Bonnet Teach and I have long gunmetal grey hair (used to be black and there was a beard too that's how I got my name) with silver streaks and dark tips that reaches my mid-back and stormy brown eyes like a lonely forest and a lot of people tell me I look like Mad Max (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Taika Waititi but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a pirate but my teeth are straight and white. I have tattoos all over. I'm also an actor, and I perform on a badass ship called The Revenge in the Caribbean where I'm the star of the play (I'm playwright). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love stealing and I get all my clothes that way. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a purple taffeta dress, silk stockings and black combat boots. I was wearing stage makeup, black eyeliner and black eye shadow. I was walking around my island. It was going to start snowing and raining soon so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of rum runners stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
check out chapter 2 for the second half of the joke.
