#set-phasers-to-pun

[thelighttasteslikelasagna]

here Wyn try checkin this blog out it'll make you reconsider everything in life

[back-in-wyoming]

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[thesheepingrovepark]

rule 1: Always post the rules rule 2: answer questions that are given to you and write 11 new ones rule 3: tag 11 people rule 4: let them know you tagged them

1. Birds. What are they?

Just hollow words, flying along, singing a song.

2. What is your favorite end of the world scenario?

Honestly I’m kind of hoping we all just die out soon because wow what a shitty place we built. The Revelation apocalypse has always kind of been my thing, but at the same time I love knowing that the sun will one day swallow us up too.

3. If you could have your hair be any color at all, what would it be?

I can’t settle on just one! I know I’m going to do Cruella DeVille soon, but then I want ALL the colors. Cremation pink and stripes of all different shades of blue and rainbow!

4. What is your favorite tongue twister and why?

I don’t really know tongue twisters. Everything is a tongue twister to me xD

5. What do you do when you get stressed out and need to get your head back on straight?

Usually I just sit around and stare at the walls and try to avoid more stressy stimulus.

6. What is your favorite joke?

Okay so it’s not really a joke it’s more of a comeback but it’s all I could think of. Yesterday a friend called another an asshole (joking around) and he came back “well at least I have one so all my shit doesn’t come out my mouth” and we all just applauded him it was fantastic.

7. What is the funniest thing that has ever happened to you?

I don’t know about funniest, but the first really funny thing that comes to mind (and one of the most recent) was when I was FaceTiming with Addi and NPR started coming faintly and intermittently through my iPad speakers. It went on for like fifteen minutes. I’d just stop mid sentence to try and hear what they were saying so I could figure out what it was, and Addi would laugh at me “hearing news anchors in my head.” Finally right as the call cut off a commercial came on that said “you’re listening to NPR” and I flipped out I was so happy to know what it was. It’s hard to explain why it was so hilarious but oh my god we were dying of laughter.

8. Team Pancakes or Team Candy Corn?

NO. Okay so I would say team candy corn but I saw a thing the other day that a pan-ace can call themself a pancake so now I’m conflicted.

9. What is your completely useless super power?

Perfect first impressions (useless because I never listen to it until it’s too late).

10. Have you ever cried without knowing why?

Only like seven times yesterday.

11. What was the last epiphany you had?

Reduction potential is an ion’s potential to be reduced.

11 new questions:

1. What was/is your most recent daydream?

2. Worst book you’ve read?

3. What was your odd obsession in elementary/primary school?

4. What is the most common color seen in your room?

5. If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?

6. What is your favorite name?

7. What’s the last thing you misplaced that you cared about?

8. Something you know pretty much everything about?

9. A memory from third grade?

10. Something people might not know about you, but you don't try to keep a secret?

11. Mint or fruit gum?

[masterrealm]

do you have a sunburn or are you this hot all the time

omg

[iwouldtwice]

are u a camera, because every time i look at u i smile

Oh yes.

[redgoldblue]

HELLA

HELLA

[bis-muth]

(going off that post i just reblogged)

"you look like a 12 year old boy with that haircut"

okay you got the boy bit right but damnit im not 12

[turquoisekokiri]

are you a car accident cause i just can't look away

This…this is beautiful.