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saw this post and simply had to make the hellyna s1 finale version

#this is dumb but it was immediately urgent that I made it a reality #thank u sm severe-thoughts-and-feelings for helping me track down screenshots <3 #helly r #severance text post #severance meme #severance #helena eagan

severance text posts: part 6

#severance #severance spoilers #severance text post #dylan g #irving b #mark s #seth milchick #mark scout #gemma scout #devon scout hale #ricken hale #one day I will stop making dylan biting things text posts but today is not that day #also part 6 is a male dominated field apparently and i did not realize that until i put them all together xD #also sorry to the person who did that snoopy edit! I know I found it on tumblr but i don't remember who made it!!

severance brainrot got too bad i need ep8 NOW!!!

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Imagine being a severed employee that goes through reintegration. You expect you’ll recover a bunch of mundane memories of your innie sitting in a cubicle and doing work, right? But imagine you find out you actually worked in Mammalians Nurturable. and this entire time you thought Lumon was having you make spreadsheets or something but you were actually nursing baby goats. And now you have all this knowledge about goat health and goat child development that you don’t know what to do with. And you realize that weird smell you always had on your clothes after work was actually the smell of goat piss. Like just fucking imagine.

#I just can’t get over Lumon having a fucking GOAT DEPARTMENT #I’m cracking myself up thinking abt this #severance #severance s2 #severance s2e3 #severance season 2 #severance text post #severance spoilers

Thinking about how royally it would suck to have your period in the Severance universe. Does Lumon have period products available on the severed floor? If not, can your outie pack their own pads/tampons/whatever without the lettering triggering any alarms? Maybe Lumon sells period products with wordless packaging...? What happens when your innie experiences a period for the first time? Does your innie even know what a period is or how to deal with it? How high is your innie's pain tolerance? Imagine being your outie, stepping into that elevator feeling just fine, blinking, and then being an absolute mess because your innie didn't know what to do about your period. Idk. This just randomly occurred to me as I was trying to sleep

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