[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item you held last {phone doesn't count} just disappeared, just poof stopped existing are you mad about it?

yes

no

happy actually?

NOOOOOOOOO

neutral

results

Voting ended onApr 9

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[thefemaleterrorist]

being a lazy and useless woman is actually very progressive and innovative in this society

[australian-red-cedar]

'gender envy' you like their outfit. can you try not being annoying about it

[badjokesbyjeff]

New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

[phthos]

this sucks im going to (suicide jokes are bad but its too late) outrun a bullet

[sivavakkiyar]

you know back then they didn’t use to romanticize the past

[dana-scullys-gf]

One of my fears is that travis kelce will reveal publicly that he has some kind of mental disability, and then I will no longer be allowed to make fun of him for being stupid

[dana-scullys-gf]

I hope Travis kelce dies

[mark-gently]

NDA stands for Non't Dalk Aboutit

[dana-scullys-gf]

several times now i’ve tried to watch kurtis conner videos but i never make it more than a minute in. there is just something about his appearance and demeanor that makes me feel physically ill, like he just has this sickening quality to him idk

[junegoose]

I started watching the x files tonight and the effect Gillian Anderson has on me is honestly embarrassing. I feel like I’m holding my breath every time she’s on screen. She’s hypnotic. When she pulls her hair back and all of those little fluttery pieces fall around her face I feel like a child tasting chocolate for the first time. I’m gay on a level I’ve never been before. I’m going to pass out

[ihatebisexualmen2]

I hate being in college cause why am I sleep deprived and starving to death

[dana-scullys-glasses]

Trying to run an X-Files blog when most of the posts that come across my dash are Mulder-focused can be quite painful sometimes

[cherrylimeade-l3sbian]

My tolerance is so weak. Things go mildly annoying on day one and I'm like, "why am I not dead again?"