#severitus drabble

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Severus and Harry doing the Trauma Candy Salad trend except it's Harry saying "OMG, same!" And Severus crashing TF out.

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Severus: I don't... Hm, well I suppose getting beat was fairly traumatic, as you say, I mean, I don't necessarily think so, but if it appeals to your want.

Harry: *gasp* Same! See, we're bonding.

Severus: YOU WERE WHAT—

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Harry: Oh! I've got a good one! Getting tortured by Voldemort.

Severus:... I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that, otherwise it may not be you who kills him.

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Severus:... Hm.. Well, I suppose growing up malnourished might be considered traumatic.

Harry: Yes! See, bonding. Was it used as a punishment too?

Severus:... I just.. I'm gonna go take a lap. In the distance— AUGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Severitus Headcanons #2

Harry's a leash kid. I don't care what age he is, 16, 17, 14, etc. Severus has him on a leash whenever they leave the house. It's necessary.

This one's kinda canon, but he's one of the only adults that truly care about his health. "What? You expect him to— no, he's twelve years old! Merlin, no wonder he has a fucking hero complex!"

Harry likes physical touch, he's like a clingy koala. "Yeah, and then Professor McGonagall—" climbs onto his back "Transfigured a couch into—" literally laying in his lap. "A pig! It was so—" hanging upside down on his arm. "Cool!"

I get the typical, 'Severus sees him as James, but then he sees him as Lily,' But honestly, I feel like the Lily phase would be short lived. He'd see him as his own person, that's one of the only ways I could actually see them bonding.

Harry randomly says the most concerning things, unsurprisingly, Severus is concerned. "Yeah, but it would be so much better if like, I could just trade lives with Cedric, y'know? Like it's kinda my fault—" "There's no life to trade with?" "Exactly!" - "Oh hey, I haven't eaten in two days." "EAT SOMETHING!?" "Okay! I forgot, jeez." - "I swear, you— Were you dropped as a baby, jeez." "Bold of you to assume I was held. Honestly, I probably just cried on the floor for a while—" "OH MY GOSH? WHAT— EH?!"

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Tomarrymort x Severitus has so many possibilities.

Severus: So let me get this straight—

Harry: Mhm.

Severus: You're dating the dark Lord? The one who killed your parents?

Harry:.. Yes?

Tom/Voldemort: Y'know, I never understood the whole 'Severus is scary,' but I'm starting to see it now—

Severus: You do realize how big the age gap is? HE'S OLDER THAN ME!

Harry: Yes, but I'm dating the sixteen year old version.

Severus: THAT'S STILL BAD— Y'know, it could be worse.. actually no, no this is as bad as it gets.

Tom/Voldemort: I think I'm just gonna step out—

Harry: Do NOT leave me alone with him!

Severus: I need to take a walk.. and some shots.. to the head.

Tom/Voldemort: I feel as though I know where your loyalty lies now, though—

Severus: YOU KEEP YOUR SNAKE MOUTH CLOSED!

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Severus & Harry who are both autistic and understand zero social constructs. (Severitus)

"Why did he give her his seat? He was there first?" Severus' eyes gleamed with focus, trying to decipher the reason. "Hm, seems to be a case of.. chivalry?" "But he was there first," Harry argued. Severus nodded, agreement wrenching into his features. "I don't understand it either."

"Come on! Hug?" Harry shook his head, although he reached his hand out for a fist bump. "Oh come on! It won't hurt!" "No, Brenda. He simply doesn't want to. We should be going n—" "Well, that's a bit offensive, don't you think?" "Yes, well, I also think that your house is an offense to my senses, but no one commented on that."

Both having the same special interest and yapping about the dark arts together.

"I just don't get what I did wrong, Pa." Severus tilted his head, visibly contemplating. "Well, you didn't look him in the eyes, that could be why he was upset." "Why would that upset him?" "I have.. no idea, actually, I'm going to look into that when we get home."

"Pa! What am I feeling?!" "Uh, is it physical?" "Yeah." "When was the last time you ate?" Harry shrugged. "Drank?" Another shrug met Severus' question. "Try those out."